Friday, February 25, 2011

VEENA MALIK


Veena Malik Talk To Driver

Veena Malik,  Taxi Driver Se:
Baldia Town Chalo Ge?

Driver: Jee Haan.

Veena Malik: Kiya Lo Ge?

Driver: Ghareeb Insaan Hoon Behan Jee,
Pese Hi Loon Ga….!!???

Thursday, February 24, 2011

English & Urdu World Cup.2011

World Cup 2011 Best Joke

A men goes to bed and reaches over
to his wife.
He starts slidingg his hand slowly across
her back, then down her side, then carries
on down her legs…!!
He moves back towards the top and stops.
His wife gasps.

“Why Have You Stopped Please tell me?”

He syas, “Remote mil gaya hain.
Tum so jaho.” :D

Happy Cricket Season. My All Friend..!!
Cricket, We Love You!!

2011 World Cup Message


Cricket World Cup 2011 sms Text Message

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

So please replay fast only 10.mnts….!!!


ENGLISH HAPPY ENGAGMENT SMS


Happy Engagement Day SMS

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings
he spends with his girl till after they’re marriede.
(Happy Engagemente Day).

In An Exam, Chidern


Write Essay On Mother

In an exame, children were given to write
an essay on my mother. A cute child wrote:
“combination of 2.million words from
26 alphabts can never express my best
loving mom.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Believe me, you are the one,

English SMS

Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds you,
Whom my mind reminds me of just,
Whom my destiny wants to you,
Whom I love yoou the most.
Whom I like the most…!!

URDU SMS

“HAZRAT ALI”  Ne Farmaya..!!

Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta
Q k ye ibadat nahi Tijarat hai…..!!

Main dozakh k khofe se ibadat nahi karta
Q k ye Ibadat nahi Ghulami hain…..!!

Main Ibadat sirf iss liyee karta hoo k mera
“RUB” Ibadat k Layiq hain…..!!

(Masshallah)

Best Knowledge Shakespeare!!


Best Knowledge..

One best book is equall to 100 Good Friend’s…

But..!!

One Good Friend is equal to a World Library..!!

(Shakespare)

Monday, February 21, 2011

Exams are like young Girl friends


            Exams are like young Girl friends

      - Too many & many questions
- Difficult to more understand
- More explanatione is needed
- Result is always full faill
- Result is always & all years fail! 

WEIGHT LOSS TIP JOKE SMS.!!


VERRY FUNNY WEIGHT LOSS TIP
(from DIET HUMOR guru: Amin Khan)



100 Quickly Laughs a day is equall to 
10 minutes of Exercise! How can it can 
get any easier than that?

ONLY FOR DEDICATED "MAA"

Special Dedicate For “MAA”

Har wo din tumaray liye "EID" hai,
Jis din tum apni “MAA” se Muskura
K baat karo……!!!

“HAZRAT ALI”

“Death is not the biggest loss in life,


Message Of Loss In Life

“Death is not the biggest loss in life,
the biggest loss is when relationshipe
die between us when we are alive”.

Every King Was Once A Crying

Short English SMS

Every king was once a crying
Baby and every great building
Was once a map.

Its not important where you are
Today, but where you will reach
Tommorrow is importent..!!

Every King Was Once A Crying


Short English SMS

Every king was once a crying
Baby and every great building
Was once a map.

Its not important where you are
Today, but where you will reach
Tommorrow is importent..!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Dear My Dear, you are not near why?


Your Memories Here True

Dear My Dear, you are not near why?
but i can hear
but don’t care me
don’t get fear
Your memoriess are here
live with cheer
no mere tear
and you are mine forever!
And you are so beautiful!

Love Heart Message

Best SMS
Here is my cute heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it most gentlly, please do not speed breake it.
Its full of love that’s good and true lovely,
So please keep it always close to You.

Arrest REMOND DEVIS In Pakistan

REMOND DEVIS

FBI ka most secret agent hain jis ka naam or
Passport jaali hain. Marne wale Pakistan secret
Agent they jo DEVIS k jalee naam or passport
Hone ki bina pe usi din se nigrani kar rheye they
Jis din wo Pakistan aya 28,janwary ko hus ne kuch
Pakistan k hassass tareen ilako ki tasweer lien or
Talibaan se b mila REMAND DAVES ka qabze
Wo tasweer or 1.device milli hain jis k zaryee Drons
Ko control kr k apny target pe attack karwaya jata hain.
DAVIS k arrest k bad b 7 Drons attack karney aae magar
Paksitan agencies ne us Device ko control kiya or utaar
K apne Qabze me le lia hain.

(Source: 13. Feb Expressnews Russian Agency Claims!!?)


Latest Shakespear Message


SHAKESPEARE BEST SMS

“Naver tell your problems to any
1.except the 1% people who truly
Love you,

Becoz 20% people don’t care and
Other 79% people are glade that
You have problems”.!!

(SHAKESPEARE)

Saturday, February 19, 2011

FUNNY SMS FUNNY FREE QOUTES


Funny SMS

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also as a same? 

Boy: This depands on your reall husband, if he
allows me. and you allows me after marrage.!!

English SMS (DAD & SON)


Dad & Son.!!!

Dad : Son, what do you want for your happy
birthday? 

Son : I am Not much dad, just a t.v &radio with a
Speed sports car around it. 
Ok Dad:

Can we do romance in the evening today?


English Funny SMS.

Can we do romance in the evening today? 

I'm in a good mood and you
Just a little bit of hard kissing and bitingg 

reply me very important soon! 

your’s  lovingly night partner

"MOSQUITO" 

Friday, February 18, 2011

A Single Moment Of Miss Understending


English Best Message.

“A single moment of miss understending
Is some times so poisonouss.

It makes us to forget hundred lovely moments
Of our life with in a minute.”

So, just avoid it.

“1985 Ka Mehman” & “2011 Ka Mehman”


Urdu Best Joke

“1985 ka Mehman”

Ghar aatey they,
Asslam-u-alekum!!
Jayenamaz milay gee
Qibla kis taraf hai.??

“2011 ka Mehman”

Asslam-u-alekum!!!
Choti pin wala charger hain.

Do you know the Meaninng of best “BAKRID


 BAKRID MUBARAK (Eid Mubarak)

Bakra Eid Special Mubarak
Do you know the Meaninng of best “BAKRID”?
I think it means “ENJOY in WORLD!!”
So, In your beutifull life all moments bring
BAKRID for you….

Wish You Happy…BAKRID MUBARAK.!!
Friend & Another Friend….!!!
Thanks..

his is for ADULTS SMS Only (JOKE SMS)


Election Joke Message
This is for ADULTS SMS Only. . .
If you are
Conforme your Age of 18,
Please Tell Me Please…!!
Don’t read this SMS Please….!!
.
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.
.
.
.
.
Pakistani Election is coming,
Please Do Vote Mostly.! 
Hahahahahahahahahahah
Ap ko mana kia ta mat parna.???

Phone Call For Pakistan Team Player Inzimam

Cricket SMS (JOKE)


Phone Call for Inzimam:
Pakistan Team Coach : “Hello”
(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Inzimam, 

this is his wife.”Pakistan Team Coach:
”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Coach, I will Hold on”

Larki Valentines day pe dukandar se:

Valentines Gift Card

Larki Valentines day pe dukandar se:

Aisa card hai jis me likha ho k me tumse
or sirf tume piyar karti hoo.?

Dukanar:
Hann hain.!!

Girl: 4. Darjan Pack kar do...:;} 

4 Great Sayngs Of 4 Greatest People (great quotes)


     As received!!

     4 great sayngs of 4 greatest people,:

  1. Jo log khudh gharz hote hain wo
Kabi achay dost nahi hotay

(“HAZRAT ABUBAKAR SIDQUE R.A”)

  1. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmein
       khaye us per kabi aitmaad na karo

       (“HAZRAT UMER FAROOQ R.A”)

  1. Muhabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar
Chand logo par karo.

(“HAZRAT USMAN GHANI R.A”)

  1. Ache logo ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hain
K unhian yaad rakhna nahi parta wo yaad

Reh jate hain.

(“HAZRAT ALI AS”)
      

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Strawberry Message


Strawberry Information (SMS)

The Fruits “strawbery” "is the World wondor of all the Fruits
growing naturally in those good parts...In some actual the
parts where the Natives have planted, I have strawberry
many times seen as many as would fill a
good categorry ship, within a few miles compasse."

It’s Strawberry like a all world people in all time.

Have A Vanilla Morning With Strawberry Message


(“SMS Good Morning”)

Have a vanilla morning with
Strawbery message chocollaty
Call and butterscotch thoughts

Fruity funs with lightly mango joys…
Wish you ful creamy day….

May I wish wonder full day for you…
Have a nice, cute, smiling, fast, day…

“GOOD MORNING”

Thank’s  

SMILE MESSAGE

Smile Is The Power Electricity

Smile Bright Teeth Whitening
 Smile Is The Power Electricity
& Life Is A Full Chargs Battery. . 


Whenever you cute Smile, The Battery
Gets Charged & a so Beautifull Day Is
all time Activated

So Keep Smilinng 4ever day.....
So Keep Good Smiling For All Days….

Dosto Ki Judai Hai

Urdu SMS


"Insan ko beemar kar dainay wali
chezoon mai se aik cheez,


Dosto ki Judai hai"


(HAZRAT ALI (R.A).

Best Life Introduction


English Quote

I can’t find a reall reason why best life
Introduction me to you…

But that’s not the high question.

Questtion is how life know that you needed
“ A Sweet Person”

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Patthan On Phone: 2 The Doctore

English Patthan Joke


Patthan on phone: 2 the Doctore

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is hard
having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child you?
Patthan: No this is her  husband speaking…!!!

Go 2 Bed In Night.


Good Night (sms)

G. Go 2 Bed In Night.
O. Off 2 Lights In Night.
0. Out Of Tension All Time.
D. Dreams Angle Come.
N. Nice 2 Sleep In Night.
I. Ignore 2 Worries In a Day.
G. Get Up Early In The Morning.
H. Have A Nice Day With All Time.
T. Thank God Bless You.

(***** GOOD NIGHT ******)


. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
Please Still awake?
Time to importantt sleep,
GOOD NIGHT
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
NICE A “Good Night!!!
SWEET Angle DREAMZ!!!
    

Just Go Day Outside (Good Night)


SMS GOOD NIGHT

Just go day outside
Or
See through your night window
How pleasent scene it is
Just only look !! moon & Stars,
Feel the cool full wind
They all are here to
Greet you a sweet good night.

(*** Good Night ***)

A Small Dot Can Stop A Long Good Sentence


English Quote

A small dot can stope a long good sentence,
but small dot can stope a long like sentence,
but a few more dots can give here continuitty.
amazing but true,

Every end can be a new beginning.
bed experiencces of life teach us how
to live a life.

Stop trusting old end,

Mark another dot and look around same world you,

The sweetness of life is still most there.

English Shairi Joke With Urdu


English Shairi & Urdu Mix Joke




The janaza of mehboob niklaa from the gali of mehboobaa 
with lots of zor shor the mehbooba jhanki dro the door 
and boli "mar gaya bara haramkhor"

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Quotes


HAPPY MESSAGE

“If you waite for happy moments,
You will wait forever.

But if you start believing that you
Are lucky happy,

You will be almost carfully happy
Forevere.” 

Every King Was a Crying Small Baby


TODAY & TOMORROW (SMS)

Every king was a crying small baby
and every ful great buildinng was
Once a map its not important this
Where you r “TODAY”, But
Where you will reach “TOMOROW”
Is important.very impotant!!!!

Hum Wo Nahi JO Kelthe Hai


Urdu SMS

Hum Wo Nahi JO Kelthe Hai piyare Dilo Se,
Hum Dilo Ko Milane Ka Kaam Karthe Haizaroor.
Itna Mat Otro Is Dil Par, Hum Dilo Ko
Chorane Ka Hunar be bohat ache tara Janthe Hai. 

MESSAGE IN URDU


URDU SMS

Wo bhi din tha,,
Ek pal na guzarta
Tha unka hamare
Siwa,,,,,,,,

Ye bhi din hai ek
Pal nahi milta unhen
Hamare liyee,,,
Ye din bi dekna ta,,

Fighting With The World Is Easy


Good Night Message.

Fighting with the world is easy, you
Either win or lose.

But fightinng with the close is difficult.
If you lose, you lose, and even if you
Win, you lose…!
.
.
(GOOD NIGHT)

PICTURES CUSTOM TATTOO

Custom Tattoo

Tattoo Jokes

Or “why you should always me choose a profesional tattoo”

These are a full few latestt  jokes about tattooos. If you have
any you would like us to add me just e-mail them to us and
we’ll share people them with the world wise Please…….

Distance Never Separates Any Relation


SMS OF RELATION SHIP

Distance never seprates any relation
and closeness never buillds any relation.

If feelings are true and happy honest then
relationship!!

Always after life remain alive……!!!!!

LIFE INVESTMENT & WORK (SMS)


Investment  (People fwd Please)

1. Life Investmentt:

(Wise Young Man) + (Wise Young Woman) = ROMANCE 
(Wise Single Man) + (Dumb Along Woman) = AFFAIR 
(Dumb Bed Man) + (Wise Unlucky Woman) = DIVORCE 
(Dumb Like Man) + (Dumb Nice Woman)    = MARRIAGE

2. Hard Work Investmentt:

(Wise Manager) + (Wise Employee)     = Life PROFIT 
(Wise Manager) + (Dumb Employee)   = High PRODUCTION 
(Dumb Manager) + (Wise Employee)   = Well PROMOTION 
(Dumb Manager) + (Dumb Employee) = OVERTIME (duty in) 
So Please Care Peoples Personal Life & Work Life
Thank’s

Adults Message A Couple Are Billing And Cooing


Adults Message

In the reshahar high evening in the night of
some day, a couple are billingg and cooing in
the Gardan park velly!
?
Its dialoge is as follows:
Woman: Oh! Please don't touch me here my body! 
Oh! Please don't touch ... ! 
Oh! Please ... don't ...... ! 
Oh! Please Please ............... ! 
Oh! ....Oh! .....Oh! .....Oh!
Of!.....Of!.......Of!.......Of!!!!!

Patient talk to doctor, 'When ever I drink tea,


Patient & doctor (SMS) Joke

Patient talk to doctor, 'When ever I drink tea, & some
cofee, I have this very sharp, good excruciating pain.'
Try to rememmber to removed the spoon from the cup
before hard drinking,'

Doctor, Please Hurry Up


Joke Message For “DOCTOR”

Doctor, please hurry up. My cute son swalowed a razor
Bladen ''Don't panic, ok I'm coming immediaetely, have
you done anything yet.  plz tell?'

'Yes, I shaved with the Electric razor.'

Doctor, Doctor, English Joke


English Joke

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to most play the violine
after the operation?

'Yes, of course..Why not ''Great! I never could before!'

“MOON” Is Upset And “SUN” Is Very Happy


Good Morning Message

“MOON” is upset and “SUN” is very happy

B.Coz,

“MOON” is goinng to miss “You”

&

“SUN” is waiting to see  “You”

So Dear. “SALAM”  and have a
Sweet nice and lovely day.


"Have A Nice Day My All Friend's.


%% GOOD MORNING %%

Yon Pakistan Se Dushmani Ache Nahi


Pakistan India Joke SMS

Yon Pakistan se Dushmani ache nahi

= = = = = = =  INDIA = = = = = = =

Saheela tari jawan hai, or munni pehle
Se hi badnam hain…..

Sunday, February 13, 2011

QUOTES FRIEND SHIP


Friendship Quotes: General

"Friends are the most important good ingredient
in this recipe of wonderfull life." 

"The better part of one's world life consissts of his
Mostly friend ships." 

"To be very depressed is to be high lonely; to have a
friend is to be all time happy..." 


"Friendship is one mind in two bodies. & two eyes &
Two ear, nose, & all bodies you….”

“Friendship is all world papuler love…..”

“Friendship 2.bodiess and 1.hert…”

MARRIED LOVE


"Married Love" 

'Married Like Love 

You and I 
Have you so so much love
That it 
Burns like a fire, 
In whicch we bake a lump of clay 
Molded into a total figure of you 
And a total figure of me. 
Then we take a both of them, 
And break them into many pieces, 
And mix the pieces with cool water, 
And mold again a total figure of you, 
And a total figure of me. 
I am in your cllay. 
You are in my cllay. 
In life we share a single quiltt you. 
In death we will share one bed you.'

MEET FAMILY BEST


The Passionate Shepherd to 

'The Passionate in Swat Shepherd to
His Love here Come live with me and
be me wonderfull love, 
And we will all the pleasures prove 
That valleys, village, groves, hills, and fields, 
Woods,& rain, & Sea, Ice Cute or steepy high 
mounttain yields.'!!!!!