Sunday, July 28, 2013

FASHION WOMEN MSG.& FUNNY

Fashion Nice SMS
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wide zip.
Height of secrecy? 
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of time wasting?
U reading the whole MSG.



RAIN,SUMMER,WINTER,SNOW BEST SMS

Rain & Summer,Snow of winter, sms,
Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter,
Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring,
May Beauty Of Every Season
Give Ur Heart a Beautiful Reason 2 Smile.
May God Suceed U In Every Exams Of Ur Life.
Good Luck & All The Best...



WIFE LOVELY SMS & PICTURE

Love is Life Good SMS
Love Of My Life
Angel Of My Life
My Precious Bride
Mother Of My Chield
For You I Will Pay The Price
I Miss The Love In Your Eyes.



GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY MASSAGE

Good Morning SMS & Picture 
The Breeze Has Awakened The Earth,
And Sun Has Colored Our World,
The Birds Have Added Melody,
I Hoppe I'm Not Late To Wish,
"GOOD MORNING"
"HAVE A NICE DAY"

IPL NEW ENGLISH BEST SMS & PICTURE

Husband & Wife New SMS
Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 10 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

Monday, July 22, 2013

Ramadan Kareem Mubarak

Ramazan SMS

Raat ko nayaa chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitarey mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
RAMADAN MUBARAK.

Ramzan Best SMS In The World

Ramazan SMS

KHAMOSHI:
Esa darakht jis pr karwa phal nahi lgta

HASAD:
Esa marz jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy

SACHAI:
Esi dawa jski lazat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy

ZAHANAT:
Esa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nahi lagta

KHUSH AKHLAQI:
Esi khushbu jo meelon door se mahsos hoti hy.

Ramzan New SMS 2013

Ramzan Chand SMS
Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,

“RAMZAN MUBAARAK” kehtay hain.