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FASHION WOMEN MSG.& FUNNY

Fashion Nice SMS

Height of fashion?

Dhoti wide zip.

Height of secrecy? 

Blank visiting card.

Height of stupidity?

Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.

Height of honesty?

Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.

Height of de-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

Height of time wasting?

U reading the whole MSG.

RAIN,SUMMER,WINTER,SNOW BEST SMS

Rain & Summer,Snow of winter, sms,

Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter,

Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring,

May Beauty Of Every Season

Give Ur Heart a Beautiful Reason 2 Smile.

May God Suceed U In Every Exams Of Ur Life.

Good Luck & All The Best...

WIFE LOVELY SMS & PICTURE

Love is Life Good SMS

Love Of My Life

Angel Of My Life

My Precious Bride

Mother Of My Chield

For You I Will Pay The Price

I Miss The Love In Your Eyes.

GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY MASSAGE

Good Morning SMS & Picture 

The Breeze Has Awakened The Earth,

And Sun Has Colored Our World,

The Birds Have Added Melody,

I Hoppe I'm Not Late To Wish,

"GOOD MORNING"

"HAVE A NICE DAY"

IPL NEW ENGLISH BEST SMS & PICTURE

Husband & Wife New SMS

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:

After 10 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.

Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?

Wife: Don't disturb me please .

JUNAID JAMSHED BAYAN

Junaid Jamshed Bayan By Tariq Jameel & Amir Khan

Tariq Jameel Best Video In The World Please Look

Tariq Jameel Best Video

Ramadan Kareem Mubarak

Ramazan SMS

Raat ko nayaa chand mubarak,

Chand ko chandni mubarak,

Falak ko sitarey mubarak.

Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.

Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,

RAMADAN MUBARAK.

Ramzan Best SMS In The World

Ramazan SMS

KHAMOSHI:

Esa darakht jis pr karwa phal nahi lgta

HASAD:

Esa marz jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy

SACHAI:

Esi dawa jski lazat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy

ZAHANAT:

Esa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nahi lagta

KHUSH AKHLAQI:

Esi khushbu jo meelon door se mahsos hoti hy.

Ramzan New SMS 2013

Ramzan Chand SMS

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,

Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,

“RAMZAN MUBAARAK” kehtay hain.

AQWAL "GURBAT" SMS

ISLAMI SMS

Ghurbat

Ki Waja Se

Kisi Ko Faqeer Mat Samjho

Q

K

Uska”RAB”

Bhi Wohi Hay

Jo

AapKa hai

Wo Ye Sub

Usay ATAA

kar Sakta

OR

Aap Se

“CHEEN Sakta hay"

ISLAMI INFORMATION SMS

SUNEHRI AQWAAL

Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi 

badla nahi leta.

Hasad karnay wala maut se pehley mar 

jaata hai.

Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay 

ghussay mein na dekh lo.

Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan 

ki shifa hai.

Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna 

ke gham.

Sachayi ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, 

magar taseer meethi hai.

ROMANTIC LOVE MOBILE SMS

LOVE COOL SMS

Ap Samajtay Hay Hum Nay Apko 

Bhula Rakha Hai, 

Ap Nahi Jantay Dil May Chupa 

Rakha Hai, 

Dake Na Lay Apko Koi In Ankho May, 

Is Dar Se Palko Ko Juka Rakha Hai.

FRIEND LIKE SMS

DOSTI SMS IN URDU

Log Kehtay Hay K Haseen Mar Jatay Hain 

To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain 

May Kehti Hu Jab Sitaray Gir Jatay Hain 

To "Amin Khan" Jaisay Dost Ban 

Jatay Hain..! 

LIFE BEST SMS

LOVE SMS

Life Brings U 

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham 

It Is Always 

Hum Tumharay Hay Sanam 

Let's Live Together 

Who Know Kal Ho Na Ho 

When It Ends 

Na Tum Jano Na Hum 

If U Need A Good Aashiq 

May Hu Na! 

LOVELY LIFE GOOD MORNING

GOOD MORNING SMS

To have a lovely life;

Either, one must have a True 

Lover Greater than All Friends, 

Or, One must have a True Friend 

who Really Cares,

More than a Lover...

Love U..Good Morning !!

GOOD MORNING & I LOVE YOU SMS

GOOD MORNING SMS

Tears of EYES are Valuable

Speech of LIPS are Powerful

Heart With LOVE is Beautiful

Life with FRIENDS is Most 

Wonderful.. !!

Good Morning & I Love You..

SELFISH SMS

CUTE BEST SMS

Yes I m Selfish..♥ ♥ ♥

Thats Why I care for U... ♥

Thats Why I scare to lose U,

Thats Why I miss U Every moment..♥

Thats Why I Cry for U in your absence,

Thats Why I always Wish That one day 

you wud be mine... ♥

.

Yes I m Selfish, because ♥ I Love U

FUNNY PAPPI JOCK

Kiss Massage
Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or

Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti 

Pappi Lelo….
.
.
Wazir-E-Pappi
Sharmillah Farooqi..

LARKA & LARKI SMS

BOY  TO  GIRL  SMS

LARKA:- larkian to pepsi ki tarhan 

hoti hain dil karta hay peetay 

jao peetay jao...'

.

LARKI:- larkay to sheezan ki 

tarhan hotay hain jab maza 

anay laga to khatam.

PAKISTAN OR FACEBOOK

FACEBOOK FUNNY SMS

Apne PAKISTAN Ka Kuchh Nahi 

Ho Sakta..!! 

Kyuki Yahan.. 

. 

. 

. 

Buddhe Mulk Chala Rahe Hai, 

Or Jawaan "Facebook"

GIRL TO AUNTY BEST SMS NEW

GIRL TO AUNTY FUNNY SMS

GIRL : Paros wali Aunty mujhe 

bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere 

gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam 

karwa di.

FRIEND: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un 

k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

FUNNY UNCLE V/S BOY

BOY TO UNCLE SMS

Boy: Uncle Mai 1 Larki Se

Pyar Karta hu.

.

Uncle: To UsKe Baap Ko Coffee Pilane 

Leja Aur SHaDi Ki Baat Kar,

.

.

BOY: Uncle, Chaliye Coffee Pite

hai.

MEN TO GIRL FUNNY SMS

Larka  To  Larki Funny SMS

Larka:"I LOVE YOU

.

Larki:"sorry main kisi or se pyar

krti hu

Larka udas ho gya :(

phir achanak bhagne laga or

bola:

.

Teri mummy ko Btaunga.

.

Larki:"Ruk Ja kamine i Love You

too...

2013 NEW SMS

NEW 2013 BEST SMS

My wishes for you, great start 

for Jan, Love for Feb, peace 

for March, No worries for April, 

fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, 

happiness for Dec. Have a lucky 

and wonderful 2013!