Sunday, July 28, 2013

IPL NEW ENGLISH BEST SMS & PICTURE

Husband & Wife New SMS
Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 10 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

Monday, July 22, 2013

Ramadan Kareem Mubarak

Ramazan SMS

Raat ko nayaa chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitarey mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
RAMADAN MUBARAK.

Ramzan Best SMS In The World

Ramazan SMS

KHAMOSHI:
Esa darakht jis pr karwa phal nahi lgta

HASAD:
Esa marz jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy

SACHAI:
Esi dawa jski lazat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy

ZAHANAT:
Esa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nahi lagta

KHUSH AKHLAQI:
Esi khushbu jo meelon door se mahsos hoti hy.

Ramzan New SMS 2013

Ramzan Chand SMS
Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,

“RAMZAN MUBAARAK” kehtay hain.



Friday, January 11, 2013

AQWAL "GURBAT" SMS


ISLAMI SMS
Ghurbat
Ki Waja Se
Kisi Ko Faqeer Mat Samjho
Q
K
Uska”RAB”
Bhi Wohi Hay
Jo
AapKa hai
Wo Ye Sub
Usay ATAA
kar Sakta
OR
Aap Se
“CHEEN Sakta hay"


ISLAMI INFORMATION SMS


SUNEHRI AQWAAL
Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi 
badla nahi leta.
Hasad karnay wala maut se pehley mar 
jaata hai.
Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay 
ghussay mein na dekh lo.
Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan 
ki shifa hai.
Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna 
ke gham.
Sachayi ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, 
magar taseer meethi hai.



ROMANTIC LOVE MOBILE SMS


LOVE COOL SMS
Ap Samajtay Hay Hum Nay Apko 
Bhula Rakha Hai, 
Ap Nahi Jantay Dil May Chupa 
Rakha Hai, 
Dake Na Lay Apko Koi In Ankho May, 
Is Dar Se Palko Ko Juka Rakha Hai.


FRIEND LIKE SMS


DOSTI SMS IN URDU
Log Kehtay Hay K Haseen Mar Jatay Hain 
To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain 
May Kehti Hu Jab Sitaray Gir Jatay Hain 
To "Amin Khan" Jaisay Dost Ban 
Jatay Hain..!