Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Funny SMS


Best Jock SMS

Height of the fashione?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy? 
Blank visiting big card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glas door.
Height of honestty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk lovely powder.
Height of time wasting?
You reading the whole massge.