Showing posts with label free mobile jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label free mobile jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Funny SMS


Best Jock SMS

Height of the fashione?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy? 
Blank visiting big card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glas door.
Height of honestty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk lovely powder.
Height of time wasting?
You reading the whole massge.