Sunday, July 22, 2012


1st Child: Mere Pappa Bahut 
Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Wo Q?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross
Karte Hain,Meri Ungli Pakad 
Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.





Child 2 dentisst doctor..!!!

Kya dard k baigare bhi daant nikalay 
ja saktay hain Please Batho??

Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikall k dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He





Sunday, July 8, 2012

Ek chota baccha: bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada 
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.
Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, 
ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!





Friday, July 6, 2012

Zardari Joota Sms Funny
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
Liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko





Zardari Says Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain.







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