Showing posts with label full funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label full funny jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 18, 2012


NEW ZARDARI SMS

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy Dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.



Saturday, December 15, 2012

Funny Picture

Cool SMS and Funny Picture


Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab 
dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki 
se bahir phenka..

Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Teacher shocked… : …

Moral.. Pathan Bewakoof Nahi Hotay..




Sunday, July 22, 2012

Child 2 dentisst doctor..!!!

Kya dard k baigare bhi daant nikalay 
ja saktay hain Please Batho??

Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikall k dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He





Friday, July 6, 2012

Zardari Joota Sms Funny
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
Liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko