FUNNY SMS & FUNNY PICTURE

ALTAF HUSSAIN TO JIN

Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Milaa,

Usne Jin se Kaha,


"Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Pathano ko Karachi se nikal Do."

Jin Replied:

Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjhndo Aahyan. :-)

Zabardast Funny SMS & Picture

ALTAF HUSSAIN TO BALOCH FUNNY SMS

Altaf Hussain ki BV Altaf Hussain se

Altaf Hussain ki BV Altaf Hussain se:
Tum Aaj Namaz Parhne Nahi gaye?

Altaf Hussain: Me Ja raha Tha
Raaste Me “LIYARI K BALOCH ”
Nazar Aagaye, Mera Wazoo Toot Giya.

BV: “BALOCHO”
Ko Dekhne Se Wazo Kese Toota?

Altaf Hussain: Mera Peeshab Nikal Gaya Tha..!!

Funny Urdu SMS & Picture

FARAZ TO NAWAZ SHARIF

Faraz k baad ab “Nawaz Sharif” arz karty hain.

“Ganjay” Teri sharafat pe kisi ko na hoga shakk..

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Wah.wah..Wah.Wah

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kia arz kia hai Janab…

.

“Ganjay” Teri sharafat pe kisi ko na hoga shakk..

Wah wah….cha gay ho jani….

.

Halki Halki Bhook main Halka Phulka TUC….

NEW ZARDARI SMS

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy Dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.

Urdu Funny SMS and Picture

Funny Picture & SMS

IQBAL TO SAYS ZARDAI

Agar Aaj "IQBAL" Zinda hotay To Petrol 

105 Per Litter Ka Dekh Kr "ZARDARI" Se Farmate.

Wabasta Reh Shajar Say Umeed-e-Shola Rakh.

Kuttay Deya Putrra Thora Te Hath Holaa Rakh.

Urdu Funny SMS

Cool Funny SMS & Funny Picture


1 Sardarni Dusri Sardarni Se: Meri 20 saal 
tak koi olaad nai hui

Dusri Sardarni: Phir ?

1st Sardarni: Phir kia, Jab me 21 sal ki 
Hui To Abu Ne Meri Shadi Kar Di
Aaj Mola K Fazal Se 3 Kake Hain.

Funny Picture

Cool SMS and Funny Picture


Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab 
dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki 
se bahir phenka..

Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Teacher shocked… : …

Moral.. Pathan Bewakoof Nahi Hotay..

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Shaadi Par Rukhsti k Waqt Dulhan 
rone lagi.(Just formalitty as usual)

Ose Dekh Kar Dulha b Rone Laga.

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