SPECIAL ARRANG IN PAKISTAN

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NEW ZARDARI SMS

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy Dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.

URDU BEST SMS

Special SMS For “Irfan”

Wo sogy hai muscorahat honto

Par saja kay

        “Irfan Afridi”

Biktay khha hain itnay piyaray

Kuwaab jahah main. 

URDU MASSAGE FOR PATHAN

Pathan SMS

1 Pathan se kissi ne Pocha

Khan Sahib Log Pathano pe

Itne sms Q banatey hen?

.

Khan Sahib ne Muskura

K Kaha:

“Ye wo log hen jo bachpan

Ka Ghussa ab utar rahe he..

FUNNY SMS

Miss To Student SMS

Miss to Student: World “Hand”

Ko Sentence me Use karo.

Student:

My Penis in Your Hand.

Miss: Shut Up

Student:

Sorry Miss Pen k Bad Space

Dena Bhool Gaya taa.

AGE MAGIC SMS

Magic SMS

Try This Maths

## Magic ##

13837 x Your Age x 73

= ?

Apki Age K 4 Tukray na ho

Jayen to mera naam badal

Dena it’s Really.

## Intresting ##

URDU SMS

Comedy SMS

Larki ne apnay Lover ko

Sms kia.

Agar so rahee ho to mujay

Apnay sapnay bajo.

Jag rahe ho to yaden bajo.

Ro rahe ho to anso bajo.

Lover Replay:

?

?

?

Tatti Karaha ho

Bajo Kia?

English & Urdu SMS

Exams SMS

Why we don't study the whole year
but only near the exams?


Bcoz.


Sahil K Sukoon se humen 
Inkar Nahi Magar?


Tufano se Kashti nikalne ka
Maza or hain.
(Amin Khan)

SMS OF ADULT

Adult Mesaage

Most a Beautiful Girll Goes To Professorr Cabin 
And 
Say 
That I Will Do Anything’s To Pass In The Examination 
And Professor Says 
NOW OPEN YOUR PLEASE
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