Showing posts with label funny mobile jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny mobile jokes. Show all posts

Friday, October 28, 2011

BEST SEXY SMS


Funny Marriage Sexy SMS

3.Girl’s Shaadi K Bad Milli

1.Girl: Mere Wo To Finger
Bhi Dalte Hain.

2.Girl: Mere Wo To Poora
Hath Hi Dal Dete Hain.

3.Girl: Apni Taangain Phelaa
Kar Boli,
Zara Bahar Aana.

Baloch Girl SMS


Baloch Larki Ka Comedy SMS

4 Ghantey tak Boy Friend ki Call
Ka intizaar karne k baad
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Baloch Larki nay arz kiyaa
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Intehaa Hogye Intizaar Ka
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Aray MAA Ka Kuss Asise
Yaar Kaa:

Cool Sexy Wife & Husband SMS


Husband & Wife Funny SMS

Husband: Begum ab jab bi sex
Karenge to main har baar is gullay
Main Rs. 50/= Dall dia karunga,
Dilevery tak bohat amount jama
Ho jaegaa,

Wife: OK Janu.

After 9 Month’s

Husband: Aray Ye Kiya Begum
Is main say to 500 Aur 1000  K
Karak note bhi nikal rahe hen?

Wife: Janu har koi tumhari tarah
Kanglaa nahi hotaa.