Urdu Funny SMS

Funny SMS

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se

Milti thi..

Raja ne Dhobi Se Poocha!

“Kya Tumari Amma Hamarey

Mehal Me Nokrani Thi?”

Dhobi.!

Nahi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal

Me Dhobi Thy…!!!

Cool Sexy Wife & Husband SMS

Husband & Wife Funny SMS

Husband: Begum ab jab bi sex

Karenge to main har baar is gullay

Main Rs. 50/= Dall dia karunga,

Dilevery tak bohat amount jama

Ho jaegaa,

Wife: OK Janu.

After 9 Month’s

Husband: Aray Ye Kiya Begum

Is main say to 500 Aur 1000  K

Karak note bhi nikal rahe hen?

Wife: Janu har koi tumhari tarah

Kanglaa nahi hotaa.

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Joke SMS

1 Pathan ko log mar raye tay.

1 aadmi ne kaha. Pathan ji apko

Log kyun mar rahey hain.

Pathan. Array yaar mari photo bus

Main aik aurat ki seat k neechay

Gir gaya main ne sirf ye kahah.

Madem zara Tangay upper karna

Photo lena hain.

Funny Women

Funny Message

A women once said that a man is like a

Deck of playing card…. You need:

A heart to we him,

A diamond & Gold to marry him,

A clube to smassh his sucking  head in, and

A spade to furry the bastard only.