FUNNY SMS

Miss To Student SMS

Miss to Student: World “Hand”

Ko Sentence me Use karo.

Student:

My Penis in Your Hand.

Miss: Shut Up

Student:

Sorry Miss Pen k Bad Space

Dena Bhool Gaya taa.

Funny Urdu SMS

Bablu & Pappu Funny SMS

Bablu apni Teacher se

Miss “Bus” male hain

Ya female?

(Miss Soch mai par gai)

Pappu: Miss It’s female.

Bablu: Wo Kaise?

Pappu: Q k sab log hus

Par chartay hain.

(Miss Pareshaan)

Bablu (In Doubt): Agar

Bus female hain, sab hus

Par charty hain, to hus k

Bache Q nahi hote?

(Miss aur Zyada pareshaan)

Pappu: Is liye k sab hus par

Peechay se chartay hain.

(Miss sharm se pani pani)

Bablu (Still In Doubt):

Mana k sabi peechay se chartay

Hain laken Driver to agay se

Chartaa hain na? Phir bachay

Q nahi hote?

(Miss ki Sans band)

Pappu: Q k wo Topi pehan

Kar charta hain.

{ MISS BEHOSH….}