Showing posts with label best sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label best sms. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

COOL MASSAGE


Nice English SMS

At the Touch of Love,

Everyone Becomes a Poet.
‘n
At the Touch of break up,
Everyone Becomes a
Philosopher..;-)

DOSTI SMS


Friend Ship Massage

“Aik ache Dost ki missal aik
Achee “KHUSHBOO” ki tarha
Hain k jab bi aap usko yaad
Karo ge to aapko uski mehak
Aayegee”

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Love You Friend
Amin Khan

ENGLISH BEST SMS


Funny English SMS

Love is the most Powerfull
Weapon on earth it can
Remove tears
.
Fears
.
And.
.
Underwear’s..!!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

ENGLISH LIKE SMS

Problems Msg

Problems and difficulties are
Like big cotton bags.

They look huge for those
Who see it,

But they kook lighter for those
Who handle it…

URDU BEST SMS


Special SMS For “Irfan”

Wo sogy hai muscorahat honto
Par saja kay

        “Irfan Afridi”

Biktay khha hain itnay piyaray
Kuwaab jahah main. 

Saturday, January 7, 2012

MOM'S NICE MASSAGE


Mother SMS

A little boy was so Jealous
Of his new born brother

He put poison on mom’s
Nipple whil she was sleep
.
.
.
The next day the tragedy hit
Them their driver died

Friday, January 6, 2012

URDU MASSAGE FOR PATHAN


Pathan SMS

1 Pathan se kissi ne Pocha
Khan Sahib Log Pathano pe
Itne sms Q banatey hen?
.
Khan Sahib ne Muskura
K Kaha:

“Ye wo log hen jo bachpan
Ka Ghussa ab utar rahe he..

FUNNY SMS


Miss To Student SMS

Miss to Student: World “Hand”
Ko Sentence me Use karo.

Student:
My Penis in Your Hand.

Miss: Shut Up

Student:
Sorry Miss Pen k Bad Space
Dena Bhool Gaya taa.

AGE MAGIC SMS


Magic SMS

Try This Maths

## Magic ##

13837 x Your Age x 73
= ?

Apki Age K 4 Tukray na ho
Jayen to mera naam badal
Dena it’s Really.

## Intresting ##

WONDER FULL SMS


Cool Best SMS

Correct Communication is so
Important…

A women to a man during Sex..
“Keep it up’!!

Man wonders,

Was it Complaint or Compliment.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

WHAT IS SMS

Who Is SMS

What is SMS?
.
.
.
.
S  = = = = = > Sirf
M = = = = = > Muft Ka;)
S  = = = = = > Sir Dard;(

Naa Karo To Log Sochtay
hy k Kanjoos hy;- >
Karo To Log Sochtay hy.
Farigh hy…!!??

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Only eyes speak truth


BEST SMS

Only eyes speak truth. Neither
Then mirror, nor the person who
Loves you can see pain your eyes,
Whereas every one else still believes
In your smile….!!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Sorry & I am Fine (BEST SMS)


“SORRY” &  I AM FINE”

It is very easy to hurtt some one
Then say “SORRY”

But its really very difficult to get
hurt and say

“Its Ok, I am fine”