PATHAN SMS

Pathan Very Funny SMS

Ek Bande ne pathan se poocha,

Log pathano k khilaaf message

Q kartay hain.

Pathan ne usko pakra or o ski

Khoob Gand mari.

Phir jab os ki jan chooti to wo

Bhaaga or kahnay  laga ab main

Bi pathano k khilaaf messages

Bheja karon ga.

To Pathan Bola….!!!

Ab Samaj main aya k kon log

Pathano k Khilaaf Messages

Kartay hain…!!!

HOLY "QURAN" SMS

Very Best Informaton (SMS)

One person weeping in the street other

People ask that is your Problems why your

Weep he say’s

I am too teacher our son. He take

B.A, M.A, MBBS, B.COM, In A1 Grade.

One day accidant of my son people’s gone

To hospital him Doctors give answer he said

To me all Educattion but not give me Education

Of Holy QURAN.

What ever I am Face to “ALLAH”. 

SANIA MIRZA VS VEENA MALIK

Teacher With Student

Teacher:

Who is “ Sania Mirza”?

Student:

Tennis Player…!!

Teacher:

Very Good,

And

Who is Veena Malik?

Student:

Special Penis Hard Player….!!!

URDU SMS

Best Knowledge Urdu Information

1. Buzurg ney kuttay ko kaha:

Tu bohat Wafadar hain per tujh

Me 4 khamyan hain…!!!

1. To Dewar per Pesshab Karta hain.

2. To Fakeer per Bhonkta hain.

3. To Raat me Bhonkta hain.

4. To Subah ko Chup Rehta hain.

Kuttay ney Jawab Diya…!!!

1. Zameen per is liyee Pesshab nahi

Karta k kahin kohi banda yahan Sajda

Na Karday.

2. Fakeer pe is liyee Bhonkta hon k wo

“ALLAH” sy nahi Mangta hain.

3. Raat ko is liyee Bhonkta hon k Ghaflat

Me soney wale apnay Rab ko yaad karay.

4. Subah ko is liyee so Jata hoo k Namazi

Ko Takleef na ho……!!!