PATHAN SMS

Pathan Very Funny SMS

Ek Bande ne pathan se poocha,

Log pathano k khilaaf message

Q kartay hain.

Pathan ne usko pakra or o ski

Khoob Gand mari.

Phir jab os ki jan chooti to wo

Bhaaga or kahnay  laga ab main

Bi pathano k khilaaf messages

Bheja karon ga.

To Pathan Bola….!!!

Ab Samaj main aya k kon log

Pathano k Khilaaf Messages

Kartay hain…!!!

HUSBAND JOKE SMS

Funny SMS Of Husbands

Long time ago people who sacrificed

Their aims, youth, beauty, friends,

Faimely, Laughter and Happiness

Were Called

“MALANGS”

.

NOW,

They are Called

“HUSBANDS”

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Joke SMS

1 Pathan ko log mar raye tay.

1 aadmi ne kaha. Pathan ji apko

Log kyun mar rahey hain.

Pathan. Array yaar mari photo bus

Main aik aurat ki seat k neechay

Gir gaya main ne sirf ye kahah.

Madem zara Tangay upper karna

Photo lena hain.

PAKISTANI TEAM JOKE SMS

2011 Ka Sab Se Zabardast Mazak SMS

Pakistani team ko milne wali dhamkiyon

Ki waja se “ICC” ne Pakistan k baqia matches

“KARACHI”

K mehfoz elako main muntaqil kardiye.

Pakistan Vs Canada

(LIYARI)

Pakistan Vs NewZeland

(GOLI MAAR)

Pakistan Vs Zimbabay

(BALDIA TOWN)

Pakistan Vs Australia

(SHURAB GOATH)

Qtr Final

(BANARAS)

Semi Final

(MALIR)

Final…!!

(ORANGI TOWN)

Kati Pahari….!!!

Patthan On Phone: 2 The Doctore

English Patthan Joke

Patthan on phone: 2 the Doctore

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is hard

having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child you?

Patthan: No this is her  husband speaking…!!!

Doctor, Doctor, English Joke

English Joke

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to most play the violine

after the operation?

'Yes, of course..Why not ''Great! I never could before!'