PATHAN SMS

Pathan Very Funny SMS

Ek Bande ne pathan se poocha,

Log pathano k khilaaf message

Q kartay hain.

Pathan ne usko pakra or o ski

Khoob Gand mari.

Phir jab os ki jan chooti to wo

Bhaaga or kahnay  laga ab main

Bi pathano k khilaaf messages

Bheja karon ga.

To Pathan Bola….!!!

Ab Samaj main aya k kon log

Pathano k Khilaaf Messages

Kartay hain…!!!

HUSBAND JOKE SMS

Funny SMS Of Husbands

Long time ago people who sacrificed

Their aims, youth, beauty, friends,

Faimely, Laughter and Happiness

Were Called

“MALANGS”

.

NOW,

They are Called

“HUSBANDS”

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Joke SMS

1 Pathan ko log mar raye tay.

1 aadmi ne kaha. Pathan ji apko

Log kyun mar rahey hain.

Pathan. Array yaar mari photo bus

Main aik aurat ki seat k neechay

Gir gaya main ne sirf ye kahah.

Madem zara Tangay upper karna

Photo lena hain.

FUNNY SMS FUNNY FREE QOUTES

Funny SMS

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also as a same? 

Boy: This depands on your reall husband, if he

allows me. and you allows me after marrage.!!

Funny Women

Funny Message

A women once said that a man is like a

Deck of playing card…. You need:

A heart to we him,

A diamond & Gold to marry him,

A clube to smassh his sucking  head in, and

A spade to furry the bastard only.