Sunday, October 20, 2013
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Fashion Nice SMS
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wide zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of time wasting?
U reading the whole MSG.
Husband & Wife New SMS
Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 10 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Monday, July 22, 2013
Esa darakht jis pr karwa phal nahi lgta
Esa marz jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy
Esi dawa jski lazat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy
Esa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nahi lagta
Esi khushbu jo meelon door se mahsos hoti hy.