Sunday, January 22, 2012

COOL MASSAGE


Nice English SMS

At the Touch of Love,

Everyone Becomes a Poet.
‘n
At the Touch of break up,
Everyone Becomes a
Philosopher..;-)

URDU FUNNY MASSAGE


Teacher & Student

Teacher: Sab se ziyada nasha
Kis me hota hain?

Student: Sir Taleem me!

Teacher: Wo kesay?

Student: Kitabain kholty hi
Neend ajati he,

Hahahahahahahahah

“Geo Students”

DOSTI SMS


Friend Ship Massage

“Aik ache Dost ki missal aik
Achee “KHUSHBOO” ki tarha
Hain k jab bi aap usko yaad
Karo ge to aapko uski mehak
Aayegee”

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Love You Friend
Amin Khan

URDU SAD QUOTE


Urdu Quote.

1 Larka  or  1 Larki

Aik dosre se bohat Muhabbat
Karte the.

Bad qismati se Larki mar gai.

Marne k bad Larki ne Larke
Se kaha:

“Ek wada the tera har waday
K Peechay

Tu milega mujhe har gali
Har darwaze k peechay

Par tu hi Bewafa nikla

Ek tu hi na tha mere Janaze
K peechay.”

Larka Bola:

“Ek wada tha mera har waday
K peechay,

Me milunga tujhe har gali har
Darwaze k peechay,

Par tune Murh j Bhi na Dekha,

Ek or Janaza tha,
Tere Janaze k Peechay

By Amin  Sad Boy..!!!

ENGLISH BEST SMS


Funny English SMS

Love is the most Powerfull
Weapon on earth it can
Remove tears
.
Fears
.
And.
.
Underwear’s..!!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

MAY I KISS YOU SMS


Boy & Girl SMS

Boy: May I Kiss You?

Girl: No

Boy: Again May I Kiss You?

Girl: No

Boy: Ghussay Se May I Kiss
You?

Girl: Kameenay Zabardasti
Nahi Kar Sakta Kiya..?

BEST MASSAGES


King Edwords said

2 types of People can
Dammage a Society one
Who knows & Doesn’t
Talk

And

1 who doesn’t know and
Talks.

ALLAH BEST SMS


Very Nice SMS

4 Steps of Successfull Life.

1: Look Back and Thank
“ALLAH”

2: Look fwd and Trust
“ALLAH”

3: Look Arround and Believe
“ALLAH”

4: Look Within Urself and Find
“ALLAH”

BEST URDU SMS

Funny Urdu SMS

Aurton se bohat bhari buss
Ka accident ho gaya. Sab
Mar gae.

Un sab k Shohar 1 hafte
Tak rotay rahe

1 aadmi 2 hafte tak rota
Raha.
.
Kyon Ke

Uski Biwi se wo buss miss
Ho gae thi…!!

FUNNY ENGLISH SMS

Boy & Girl’s Funny SMS

Boy and girl went to watch
A film.
A mosquito enters into boy’s
Underwearr.

Guess where it bites?
?
?
?
?
Naughty mind!
Always think bad!
The correct
Answer is “It bites on
Girl’s hand”

Jin ko samaj a gaya ho wo
Forword karay baki Cartoon
Channel Dakay….

ENGLISH LIKE SMS

Problems Msg

Problems and difficulties are
Like big cotton bags.

They look huge for those
Who see it,

But they kook lighter for those
Who handle it…

URDU BEST SMS


Special SMS For “Irfan”

Wo sogy hai muscorahat honto
Par saja kay

        “Irfan Afridi”

Biktay khha hain itnay piyaray
Kuwaab jahah main. 

Saturday, January 7, 2012

LARKI KI DUA


Pakistani Larki Ki Special Dua

Larki ne Namaz parh kar
Dua maangi

To Maa ne poocha:
Tumne Dua mai kiya
Manga?

Larki:
Wahi manga jo aaj kal har
Khoobsurat larki ki
Khuwahish hain,

Maa:
Aakhir kiya mang liya kuch
Pata to chale?

Larki: Muskuratey Huay
.
.
“Amin Khan”

Maa:
Chal pagli, tera itna acha
Naseeb kahan.
.
{Note} SMS forward kartay
Waqt Plz Name change kar
K Larki ka Naseeb kharab
Na karain.

SMS DIFINITION WIFE


“Definition Of Wife”

Wife is the seventh sense which
Desttroys all the six senses
And makes you a Complete

“Non Sense”.

MOM'S NICE MASSAGE


Mother SMS

A little boy was so Jealous
Of his new born brother

He put poison on mom’s
Nipple whil she was sleep
.
.
.
The next day the tragedy hit
Them their driver died

LIFE HAVE A NICE DAY


Life Good SMS

You have only things in life,

1 Accept, 2-Chang try to accept
What you can’t change. And try
To change what you can’t accept.

@ @  Have A Nice Day @ @ 

Friday, January 6, 2012

URDU MASSAGE FOR PATHAN


Pathan SMS

1 Pathan se kissi ne Pocha
Khan Sahib Log Pathano pe
Itne sms Q banatey hen?
.
Khan Sahib ne Muskura
K Kaha:

“Ye wo log hen jo bachpan
Ka Ghussa ab utar rahe he..

DOCTOR MASSAGES


Boy or Doctor SMS

Boy: Doctor Sahib Mara Khara
Nahi Hota.

Doctor: Married Ho?

Boy: No

Doctor: Muth Shuth marte ho

Boy: No

Doctor: Kohi Khusra?

Boy: No

Doctor: Phir Khara Kar kay
2012 ka Calendar Tangna hy.

Nas Aitho Phudi Deya..

"SUBHA BAKHAIR SMS"


(Good Morning SMS)

Have a Vanilla Morning with
Strawberry massages
Chocollaty Calls &
Butterscotch Thoughts
Fruity Funs With Mango
Joys…. Wish you
Creamy Day..

{May You Have a Wonderful Day}

GIRL SEX TALK


First Time Sex With Boy

Pehli Baar Sex k Bad
Larki Boli:

Ajj Mujay Dunya ka 1 Sacha
Pata chalaa

Larka: Wo kiya?

Larki: Sirf Larka hi Bujhaye
Larki ki Piyaas

Pepsi, Dew, Sprite,
Sab Bakwass.!!

COUNTRY CRISIS SMS


(Napoleon Said)….

“Bad Crisis in a Country is
Not due to the Violence of
Bad People but it is only
Due to the Silence of good
People”.

WIFE TO HUSBAND FUNNY SMS


Wife To Husband SMS

During an Intercourse
Husband to Wife:

Darling: Why do I get all
My great ideas during

Sex?

Wife: Sweetheartt, because
You are Plugged into a
Geniuss…!! ;)

BEST INFORMATION SMS


Shakespeare Said:

“I Do Not Need a Lot of People
Who are Ready to Cry When I
DIE.

I Only Need Just One Person Who
Is Ready to DIE When I CRY.”

GIRL RAKHI & CONDOM SMS


Girl With Condom SMS

Girl: “ I Came 2 Your House
Wid a Rakhi,y Don’t You Let
Me tie it?

Boy: Ajeeb Zabardasti hain.
If I’ll Cum 2 Your House wid
A Condom, Will You have Sex
Wid me?

DOLL'S SMS


Girl’s & Boy Like SMS

“Little Girl’s Want Barbie
Doll’s & Boys Want Cars.
When They Grow Up,
They Exchange Wants.”

FUNNY SMS


Miss To Student SMS

Miss to Student: World “Hand”
Ko Sentence me Use karo.

Student:
My Penis in Your Hand.

Miss: Shut Up

Student:
Sorry Miss Pen k Bad Space
Dena Bhool Gaya taa.

IMRAN KHAN & VEENA MALIK


Breaking News:

Imran Khan ne Veena Malik ko
P.T.I Join karne ki dawat dey di

Q = = = > K
?
?
?
?
?
Veena Malik ne apne tammam
Assasay zahir kar diye hain;-(

ENGLISH POOR SMS


Poor Massage

Financial crisise have become
So bad and serious nowadays


That

Majoritty of men have started
Loving their own Wives.
How poor!

AGE MAGIC SMS


Magic SMS

Try This Maths

## Magic ##

13837 x Your Age x 73
= ?

Apki Age K 4 Tukray na ho
Jayen to mera naam badal
Dena it’s Really.

## Intresting ##

SMS SMILE


Nice SMS

May “ALLAH” break the front
Teeth those people who plot evil
Against you secretly, so that you
Know your enemies by their
“Smiles”;-)

WONDER FULL SMS


Cool Best SMS

Correct Communication is so
Important…

A women to a man during Sex..
“Keep it up’!!

Man wonders,

Was it Complaint or Compliment.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

GOOD MORNIG & HAVE A NICE DAY


Good Morning SMS

Everybody seems to b special
at First Sight, But only the
special ones
maintaine their level of Dignity
till the Last Sight of Life.

(Good Morning & Have a Nice Day)

WHAT IS SMS

Who Is SMS

What is SMS?
.
.
.
.
S  = = = = = > Sirf
M = = = = = > Muft Ka;)
S  = = = = = > Sir Dard;(

Naa Karo To Log Sochtay
hy k Kanjoos hy;- >
Karo To Log Sochtay hy.
Farigh hy…!!??

URDU POETRY SMS


Urdu Poetry Best

Achee baat to sab ko achee
Lagti hy jab tumhe kissi ki
Buri bat bi buri na lage to
Samaj lenaa tumhe us se
“MOHABBAT” hy.

Tajurba insaan ko galat fasly
Se bachata hy,

Magar

Tajurba galat fasly se hi hasil
Hotaa hy.

Izzat dil me honi chahiyee
Lafzo me nahi.
Narazgi lafzo me honi chahiyee
Dil me nahi.

Kush naseeb wo nahi jis ka
Naseeb achaa hy.
Bulke kush naseeb wo hain jo
Apne naseeb par kush hy.

GOOD NIGHT SMS


“BEST SMS”

Aasman par nigah zaroor
Rako magar ye mat bhoolo
K Paon zameen par hi rakay
Jatay hain.

(Good Night)

URDU SMS


Comedy SMS

Larki ne apnay Lover ko
Sms kia.

Agar so rahee ho to mujay
Apnay sapnay bajo.

Jag rahe ho to yaden bajo.

Ro rahe ho to anso bajo.

Lover Replay:
?
?
?
Tatti Karaha ho
Bajo Kia?