No Morning Shorning SMS

Good Morning SMS

Shair (LION) din main 18 gentay

Sotaa hain.

Agar mehnat kamyaabi ki kunji

Hoti to gadhaa jungle ka

Baadshah hota.                 

So……..Soye Raho Shairo

No Morning Shorning.:} 

PATHAN BEST MASSAGE

     Who Are PATHAN’S Massage.

1. Great Mughal Akbar Said.

“Pathan Ko Dosti Kr K Haraya

Ja Sakta Hain Magar Lar Kr Nahi”

2. Mehmood Ghaznavi Said.

“Pathan Agar Mutahed Hojay To

In Ki Dunyaa Per Lazawal

Hukomat Hogi”

3. Sikander-e-Azam Said.

“Jung Me Utter Jane K Bad Pathan

Ko Rokna Sher Ke Mou Me Hath

Dene Jasaa Hain”

4. Indian General Said.

Sarhad Per Agar Pathan Naa Hotai

To “PAKISTAN” Kab Ka India Ka

Hisaa Ban Jataa.

(GEO GREAT PATHAN’S)

FATHER BEST COOL SMS

Funny Sexy SMS

Boy Mere Abu Ka Qadd Itna

Bara Hain K Asman Main

Lagta Hain.

2^nd Boy: Yaar Tere Abu Ko

Sir Main Kohi Naram Cheez

Lagti Hain.

1^st Boy: Han Yaar

2^nd Boy: Wo Mere Abba K

Tattay Hain.

BEST SEXY SMS

Funny Marriage Sexy SMS

3.Girl’s Shaadi K Bad Milli

1.Girl: Mere Wo To Finger

Bhi Dalte Hain.

2.Girl: Mere Wo To Poora

Hath Hi Dal Dete Hain.

3.Girl: Apni Taangain Phelaa

Kar Boli,

Zara Bahar Aana.

Baloch Girl SMS

Baloch Larki Ka Comedy SMS

4 Ghantey tak Boy Friend ki Call

Ka intizaar karne k baad

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Baloch Larki nay arz kiyaa

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Intehaa Hogye Intizaar Ka

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Aray MAA Ka Kuss Asise

Yaar Kaa:

Cool Sexy Wife & Husband SMS

Husband & Wife Funny SMS

Husband: Begum ab jab bi sex

Karenge to main har baar is gullay

Main Rs. 50/= Dall dia karunga,

Dilevery tak bohat amount jama

Ho jaegaa,

Wife: OK Janu.

After 9 Month’s

Husband: Aray Ye Kiya Begum

Is main say to 500 Aur 1000  K

Karak note bhi nikal rahe hen?

Wife: Janu har koi tumhari tarah

Kanglaa nahi hotaa.

Sexy Funny Massage

Condom Funny Msg

Lady: Condom Dena

Dukandaar: Har Baar Aap k

Husband Aa k Le Jaate The,

Aaj Aap Aai Ho.?

Lady: Itnay Din Main Out Of

City Thi, Abb Wo Out Of

City Hain…..

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