Saturday, December 31, 2011

Double Mind Massage


Kamina Bacha sms

Extra Kaminaa Bachaa.

Baccha: Uncle! Aunty raat
Ko kabutro ko dana deti
Hain kiyaa?

Uncle: Nahi Par Q?

Bachaa: Phir unki awaz Q
Ati hain, Ah ahh ahh ahh
ahh aah aah aah.

Mother I Love You Best SMS


Mother ("Maa") SMS

Ek din “Zindagi” ne mujh
Se sawal kiya,

Tum apni “MAA” ka “Sath”
Kab tak chahte ho?

May ne ek anso Samandar”
Me gira diya,

Or kaha?

Jab tak tum is ko “Dhoond”
Na lo.

Iss par Samnadar bi roo para
Or kaha kash mari bi “MAA”
Hoti.

{“Maa” I Love You..} 

Pathan To Altaf Hussain Funny


Funny Like Cool SMS

Aadmi: Mujay Pathan Bana Do.
.
Doctor: Tumhara 80% Dimagh
Nikalna parega.
.
Aadmi: Ok
.
Doctroe Ne Ghalti Se 99%
Nikal Diyaa.
.
Aadmi Hosh Mai Aaya Doctor
Bola Kya Mehsoos Kar Rahe Ho?
.
Aadmi Bola Telephone Laho Kiyun
K Ab Main Sirf Phone Pe Hi Bataonga.
.
Doctor: Oh My God Ye To “ALTAF
HUSSAIN” Ban Gayaa…

Sweet Person SMS


Good Relationship Massage

Relationship with a good
Person is like sugarcane,

You break it,
Crush it,
Squeeze it,
Even beat and grind it,

Still you will get only
Sweetness…!!

Friday, December 30, 2011

Wife Runway SMS


Funny Sexy MSG

1 Aadmi ne Dubai se Biwi ko
Call par kaha k Runway saaf
Karlo mai aa raha ho.

Biwi ne safai ki magar shohar
Nahi aa sakaa.

Next month phir usne bola aur
Nahi aa asaka aura say 4 baar
Ho gaya to biwi ni Gussay
Main kaha:

Agar iss baar bi tum nahi aye
to mai Runway aam traffic k
liyee khole dongee.

Funny Urdu SMS


Bablu & Pappu Funny SMS

Bablu apni Teacher se
Miss “Bus” male hain
Ya female?

(Miss Soch mai par gai)

Pappu: Miss It’s female.

Bablu: Wo Kaise?

Pappu: Q k sab log hus
Par chartay hain.

(Miss Pareshaan)

Bablu (In Doubt): Agar
Bus female hain, sab hus
Par charty hain, to hus k
Bache Q nahi hote?

(Miss aur Zyada pareshaan)

Pappu: Is liye k sab hus par
Peechay se chartay hain.

(Miss sharm se pani pani)

Bablu (Still In Doubt):
Mana k sabi peechay se chartay
Hain laken Driver to agay se
Chartaa hain na? Phir bachay
Q nahi hote?

(Miss ki Sans band)

Pappu: Q k wo Topi pehan
Kar charta hain.

{ MISS BEHOSH….} 

Sunday, December 25, 2011

English Good Morning


Good Morning English SMS

“Half man’s Wisdom
Goes with his courage.”

(Ralph Waldo Emersone)

GOOD MORNING
MY FRIEND..!!

Pathan Best Massage


We “PATHAN” in World:

28 Lac In U.S.A
32 Lac In U.K
08 Lac In Australia
07 Lac In Canada
42 Lac In U.A.E
88000 In France
5 Lac In Musqat
95000 In New Zealand
The 2nd Most Common
Language After Spanish
In U.S Is “PUSHTO,”
Not English
And Almosst 95% Of Gulf
Speak “PUSHTO”
AND
In K.S.A After Arabi 2nd
Common Language Is
“PUSHTO.”

HAPPY
“JASHN-E-PUSHTO”
Forwd To All People’s

Proude To Be PATHAN
Source:  Wikipedia.USA 

Urdu Funny SMS


Funny SMS

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se
Milti thi..

Raja ne Dhobi Se Poocha!
“Kya Tumari Amma Hamarey
Mehal Me Nokrani Thi?”

Dhobi.!
Nahi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal
Me Dhobi Thy…!!!

Monday, December 5, 2011

Funny SMS Urdu & English


English & Urdu Funny SMS

When a "MANGO" is yellow
It’s ready two “SUCK”

And

When a "GIRL" is 18, She
Is ready 4…
.
.
.
.
.
NADRA!! I. D Card
Wesay aap ki soch bi
Apni jaga theek hain.

Nice SMS


Cool SMS

Love is the most powerfull
Weapone on earth it can
Remove tears
.
Fears
.
And.
.
Underwearrs..!!!

Pathan Comedy SMS

Suhaag Raat SMS

Suhaag Raat ko Dullha ko
Bara maza aya.

BV se Bolaa:
Shabash bohat sanbhal k rakhi
Ti tum ne apni “IZZAT”.

BV:
Duaein do mere yaar ko jo
Pathan tha. :- :-

English Sex Funny SMS


Funny Sex SMS

There are two types of hooks:

1st is Cricket hook
And
2nd is Brazier hook

1st is used to send ball outside
the boundrey
and
2nd is to control balls inside
the boundry.!!

Best Funny SMS


Funny SMS

Question:
Aurat k jism me wo konsi cheez
Hain jise wo dabane nahi deti
Aur admi
Subah O Shaam dabana chata hain?

?

Bolo !!!

Socho !!!

Ans:

“Uska GALA”

Tere hi waja se afatein arhee hain
Please apni Soch Sahee karle.!!

Funny Zardai & Nawaz Sharif SMS


Zardari V/S Nawaz Sharif Funny SMS

ZARDARI bakrey se khel rha tha.

NAWAZ SHARIF:
Oye kuttay se khel rhey ho?

ZARDARI:
Nahi yaar ye bakra hy!

NAWAZ SHARIF:
Main bakrey se pooch rhah hun: