Double Mind Massage

Kamina Bacha sms

Extra Kaminaa Bachaa.

Baccha: Uncle! Aunty raat

Ko kabutro ko dana deti

Hain kiyaa?

Uncle: Nahi Par Q?

Bachaa: Phir unki awaz Q

Ati hain, Ah ahh ahh ahh

ahh aah aah aah.

Mother I Love You Best SMS

Mother ("Maa") SMS

Ek din “Zindagi” ne mujh

Se sawal kiya,

Tum apni “MAA” ka “Sath”

Kab tak chahte ho?

May ne ek anso Samandar”

Me gira diya,

Or kaha?

Jab tak tum is ko “Dhoond”

Na lo.

Iss par Samnadar bi roo para

Or kaha kash mari bi “MAA”

Hoti.

{“Maa” I Love You..} 

Pathan To Altaf Hussain Funny

Funny Like Cool SMS

Aadmi: Mujay Pathan Bana Do.

.

Doctor: Tumhara 80% Dimagh

Nikalna parega.

.

Aadmi: Ok

.

Doctroe Ne Ghalti Se 99%

Nikal Diyaa.

.

Aadmi Hosh Mai Aaya Doctor

Bola Kya Mehsoos Kar Rahe Ho?

.

Aadmi Bola Telephone Laho Kiyun

K Ab Main Sirf Phone Pe Hi Bataonga.

.

Doctor: Oh My God Ye To “ALTAF

HUSSAIN” Ban Gayaa…

Sweet Person SMS

Good Relationship Massage

Relationship with a good

Person is like sugarcane,

You break it,

Crush it,

Squeeze it,

Even beat and grind it,

Still you will get only

Sweetness…!!

Wife Runway SMS

Funny Sexy MSG

1 Aadmi ne Dubai se Biwi ko

Call par kaha k Runway saaf

Karlo mai aa raha ho.

Biwi ne safai ki magar shohar

Nahi aa sakaa.

Next month phir usne bola aur

Nahi aa asaka aura say 4 baar

Ho gaya to biwi ni Gussay

Main kaha:

Agar iss baar bi tum nahi aye

to mai Runway aam traffic k

liyee khole dongee.

Funny Urdu SMS

Bablu & Pappu Funny SMS

Bablu apni Teacher se

Miss “Bus” male hain

Ya female?

(Miss Soch mai par gai)

Pappu: Miss It’s female.

Bablu: Wo Kaise?

Pappu: Q k sab log hus

Par chartay hain.

(Miss Pareshaan)

Bablu (In Doubt): Agar

Bus female hain, sab hus

Par charty hain, to hus k

Bache Q nahi hote?

(Miss aur Zyada pareshaan)

Pappu: Is liye k sab hus par

Peechay se chartay hain.

(Miss sharm se pani pani)

Bablu (Still In Doubt):

Mana k sabi peechay se chartay

Hain laken Driver to agay se

Chartaa hain na? Phir bachay

Q nahi hote?

(Miss ki Sans band)

Pappu: Q k wo Topi pehan

Kar charta hain.

{ MISS BEHOSH….} 

English Good Morning

Good Morning English SMS

“Half man’s Wisdom

Goes with his courage.”

(Ralph Waldo Emersone)

GOOD MORNING

MY FRIEND..!!

Pathan Best Massage

We “PATHAN” in World:

28 Lac In U.S.A

32 Lac In U.K

08 Lac In Australia

07 Lac In Canada

42 Lac In U.A.E

88000 In France

5 Lac In Musqat

95000 In New Zealand

The 2^nd Most Common

Language After Spanish

In U.S Is “PUSHTO,”

Not English

And Almosst 95% Of Gulf

Speak “PUSHTO”

AND

In K.S.A After Arabi 2^nd

Common Language Is

“PUSHTO.”

HAPPY

“JASHN-E-PUSHTO”

Forwd To All People’s

Proude To Be PATHAN

Source:  Wikipedia.USA 

Urdu Funny SMS

Funny SMS

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se

Milti thi..

Raja ne Dhobi Se Poocha!

“Kya Tumari Amma Hamarey

Mehal Me Nokrani Thi?”

Dhobi.!

Nahi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal

Me Dhobi Thy…!!!

Funny SMS Urdu & English

English & Urdu Funny SMS

When a "MANGO" is yellow

It’s ready two “SUCK”

And

When a "GIRL" is 18, She

Is ready 4…

.

.

.

.

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NADRA!! I. D Card

Wesay aap ki soch bi

Apni jaga theek hain.

Nice SMS

Cool SMS

Love is the most powerfull

Weapone on earth it can

Remove tears

.

Fears

.

And.

.

Underwearrs..!!!

Pathan Comedy SMS

Suhaag Raat SMS

Suhaag Raat ko Dullha ko

Bara maza aya.

BV se Bolaa:

Shabash bohat sanbhal k rakhi

Ti tum ne apni “IZZAT”.

BV:

Duaein do mere yaar ko jo

Pathan tha. :- :-

English Sex Funny SMS

Funny Sex SMS

There are two types of hooks:

1^st is Cricket hook

And

2^nd is Brazier hook

1^st is used to send ball outside

the boundrey

and

2^nd is to control balls inside

the boundry.!!

Best Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Question:

Aurat k jism me wo konsi cheez

Hain jise wo dabane nahi deti

Aur admi

Subah O Shaam dabana chata hain?

?

Bolo !!!

Socho !!!

Ans:

“Uska GALA”

Tere hi waja se afatein arhee hain

Please apni Soch Sahee karle.!!

Funny Zardai & Nawaz Sharif SMS

Zardari V/S Nawaz Sharif Funny SMS

ZARDARI bakrey se khel rha tha.

NAWAZ SHARIF:

Oye kuttay se khel rhey ho?

ZARDARI:

Nahi yaar ye bakra hy!

NAWAZ SHARIF:

Main bakrey se pooch rhah hun: