URDU MASSAGE FOR PATHAN

Pathan SMS

1 Pathan se kissi ne Pocha

Khan Sahib Log Pathano pe

Itne sms Q banatey hen?

.

Khan Sahib ne Muskura

K Kaha:

“Ye wo log hen jo bachpan

Ka Ghussa ab utar rahe he..

Pathan To Altaf Hussain Funny

Funny Like Cool SMS

Aadmi: Mujay Pathan Bana Do.

.

Doctor: Tumhara 80% Dimagh

Nikalna parega.

.

Aadmi: Ok

.

Doctroe Ne Ghalti Se 99%

Nikal Diyaa.

.

Aadmi Hosh Mai Aaya Doctor

Bola Kya Mehsoos Kar Rahe Ho?

.

Aadmi Bola Telephone Laho Kiyun

K Ab Main Sirf Phone Pe Hi Bataonga.

.

Doctor: Oh My God Ye To “ALTAF

HUSSAIN” Ban Gayaa…

Pathan Best Massage

We “PATHAN” in World:

28 Lac In U.S.A

32 Lac In U.K

08 Lac In Australia

07 Lac In Canada

42 Lac In U.A.E

88000 In France

5 Lac In Musqat

95000 In New Zealand

The 2^nd Most Common

Language After Spanish

In U.S Is “PUSHTO,”

Not English

And Almosst 95% Of Gulf

Speak “PUSHTO”

AND

In K.S.A After Arabi 2^nd

Common Language Is

“PUSHTO.”

HAPPY

“JASHN-E-PUSHTO”

Forwd To All People’s

Proude To Be PATHAN

Source:  Wikipedia.USA 

Pathan Comedy SMS

Suhaag Raat SMS

Suhaag Raat ko Dullha ko

Bara maza aya.

BV se Bolaa:

Shabash bohat sanbhal k rakhi

Ti tum ne apni “IZZAT”.

BV:

Duaein do mere yaar ko jo

Pathan tha. :- :-

PATHAN BEST MASSAGE

     Who Are PATHAN’S Massage.

1. Great Mughal Akbar Said.

“Pathan Ko Dosti Kr K Haraya

Ja Sakta Hain Magar Lar Kr Nahi”

2. Mehmood Ghaznavi Said.

“Pathan Agar Mutahed Hojay To

In Ki Dunyaa Per Lazawal

Hukomat Hogi”

3. Sikander-e-Azam Said.

“Jung Me Utter Jane K Bad Pathan

Ko Rokna Sher Ke Mou Me Hath

Dene Jasaa Hain”

4. Indian General Said.

Sarhad Per Agar Pathan Naa Hotai

To “PAKISTAN” Kab Ka India Ka

Hisaa Ban Jataa.

(GEO GREAT PATHAN’S)