URDU MASSAGE FOR PATHAN

Pathan SMS

1 Pathan se kissi ne Pocha

Khan Sahib Log Pathano pe

Itne sms Q banatey hen?

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Khan Sahib ne Muskura

K Kaha:

“Ye wo log hen jo bachpan

Ka Ghussa ab utar rahe he..

Pathan To Altaf Hussain Funny

Funny Like Cool SMS

Aadmi: Mujay Pathan Bana Do.

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Doctor: Tumhara 80% Dimagh

Nikalna parega.

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Aadmi: Ok

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Doctroe Ne Ghalti Se 99%

Nikal Diyaa.

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Aadmi Hosh Mai Aaya Doctor

Bola Kya Mehsoos Kar Rahe Ho?

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Aadmi Bola Telephone Laho Kiyun

K Ab Main Sirf Phone Pe Hi Bataonga.

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Doctor: Oh My God Ye To “ALTAF

HUSSAIN” Ban Gayaa…

PATHAN BEST MASSAGE

     Who Are PATHAN’S Massage.

1. Great Mughal Akbar Said.

“Pathan Ko Dosti Kr K Haraya

Ja Sakta Hain Magar Lar Kr Nahi”

2. Mehmood Ghaznavi Said.

“Pathan Agar Mutahed Hojay To

In Ki Dunyaa Per Lazawal

Hukomat Hogi”

3. Sikander-e-Azam Said.

“Jung Me Utter Jane K Bad Pathan

Ko Rokna Sher Ke Mou Me Hath

Dene Jasaa Hain”

4. Indian General Said.

Sarhad Per Agar Pathan Naa Hotai

To “PAKISTAN” Kab Ka India Ka

Hisaa Ban Jataa.

(GEO GREAT PATHAN’S)

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Joke SMS

1 Pathan ko log mar raye tay.

1 aadmi ne kaha. Pathan ji apko

Log kyun mar rahey hain.

Pathan. Array yaar mari photo bus

Main aik aurat ki seat k neechay

Gir gaya main ne sirf ye kahah.

Madem zara Tangay upper karna

Photo lena hain.

1k Pathan Shope Pay Gaya Pepsi Ki Bottle Li..!

Comedy To Pathan SMS

1k Pathan Shope Pay Gaya Pepsi

Ki Bottle Li..!

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Aur Shope Keeper Se Kahny Laga

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Yara Wo Bacha Kider Hain Jo Pepsi

Pi K Kahta Hain Mujay  bi Anpnay

Sath Le Chalo?????