URDU FUNNY MASSAGE

Teacher & Student

Teacher: Sab se ziyada nasha

Kis me hota hain?

Student: Sir Taleem me!

Teacher: Wo kesay?

Student: Kitabain kholty hi

Neend ajati he,

Hahahahahahahahah

“Geo Students”

Best English SMS

7 Fact in the world:

1 Your eyes are the only parte you can

Not wash with soap.

2 You can not count your hair.

3 Your tongue can not your last teeth.

4 Only the stupid one’s will do the 3^rd part.

5 You will smile because your tongue can

Reach all your teeth.

6 You will laug because you look like a fool.

7 You will forwaard this because you had fun

And you want revenge…!!

“I Don’t Believe Anyone”

Every King Was Once A Crying

Short English SMS

Every king was once a crying

Baby and every great building

Was once a map.

Its not important where you are

Today, but where you will reach

Tommorrow is importent..!!

Can we do romance in the evening today?

English Funny SMS.

Can we do romance in the evening today? 

I'm in a good mood and you
Just a little bit of hard kissing and bitingg 

reply me very important soon! 

your’s  lovingly night partner

"MOSQUITO" 

A Single Moment Of Miss Understending

English Best Message.

“A single moment of miss understending

Is some times so poisonouss.

It makes us to forget hundred lovely moments

Of our life with in a minute.”

So, just avoid it.

Patthan On Phone: 2 The Doctore

English Patthan Joke

Patthan on phone: 2 the Doctore

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is hard

having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child you?

Patthan: No this is her  husband speaking…!!!

English Shairi Joke With Urdu

English Shairi & Urdu Mix Joke

The janaza of mehboob niklaa from the gali of mehboobaa 
with lots of zor shor the mehbooba jhanki dro the door 
and boli "mar gaya bara haramkhor"

Doctor, Doctor, English Joke

English Joke

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to most play the violine

after the operation?

'Yes, of course..Why not ''Great! I never could before!'