Veena Malik Ne Class Me Bachon Se Pochha?

Veena Malik (SMS)

Veena Malik ne Class me bachon

Se pochha?

Meray marne k baad meri Qabar

Pe kia Likha hoga?

Last seat pe bethay bachaa bola.

“Muhtarma pehli baar akeli so

Rahee hain.”!!!

Best English SMS

7 Fact in the world:

1 Your eyes are the only parte you can

Not wash with soap.

2 You can not count your hair.

3 Your tongue can not your last teeth.

4 Only the stupid one’s will do the 3^rd part.

5 You will smile because your tongue can

Reach all your teeth.

6 You will laug because you look like a fool.

7 You will forwaard this because you had fun

And you want revenge…!!

“I Don’t Believe Anyone”

Respect Message

Short Text SMS

“Respect can’t be founde when u

Seek when u seek it for yoursellf,

But

When you give it to others,

You will see that it will find is

Way back to you”.

PAKISTANI TEAM JOKE SMS

2011 Ka Sab Se Zabardast Mazak SMS

Pakistani team ko milne wali dhamkiyon

Ki waja se “ICC” ne Pakistan k baqia matches

“KARACHI”

K mehfoz elako main muntaqil kardiye.

Pakistan Vs Canada

(LIYARI)

Pakistan Vs NewZeland

(GOLI MAAR)

Pakistan Vs Zimbabay

(BALDIA TOWN)

Pakistan Vs Australia

(SHURAB GOATH)

Qtr Final

(BANARAS)

Semi Final

(MALIR)

Final…!!

(ORANGI TOWN)

Kati Pahari….!!!

KISSES SMS

Kisses SMS

kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wastede.
kisses spread germs & germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby I am Vaccinatede.