Best English SMS

7 Fact in the world:

1 Your eyes are the only parte you can

Not wash with soap.

2 You can not count your hair.

3 Your tongue can not your last teeth.

4 Only the stupid one’s will do the 3^rd part.

5 You will smile because your tongue can

Reach all your teeth.

6 You will laug because you look like a fool.

7 You will forwaard this because you had fun

And you want revenge…!!

“I Don’t Believe Anyone”

Believe me, you are the one,

English SMS

Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds you,
Whom my mind reminds me of just,
Whom my destiny wants to you,
Whom I love yoou the most.

Whom I like the most…!!

Every King Was Once A Crying

Short English SMS

Every king was once a crying

Baby and every great building

Was once a map.

Its not important where you are

Today, but where you will reach

Tommorrow is importent..!!

A Single Moment Of Miss Understending

English Best Message.

“A single moment of miss understending

Is some times so poisonouss.

It makes us to forget hundred lovely moments

Of our life with in a minute.”

So, just avoid it.

Best Life Introduction

English Quote

I can’t find a reall reason why best life

Introduction me to you…

But that’s not the high question.

Questtion is how life know that you needed

“ A Sweet Person”

Patthan On Phone: 2 The Doctore

English Patthan Joke

Patthan on phone: 2 the Doctore

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is hard

having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child you?

Patthan: No this is her  husband speaking…!!!

A Small Dot Can Stop A Long Good Sentence

English Quote

A small dot can stope a long good sentence,

but small dot can stope a long like sentence,

but a few more dots can give here continuitty.

amazing but true,

Every end can be a new beginning.

bed experiencces of life teach us how

to live a life.

Stop trusting old end,

Mark another dot and look around same world you,

The sweetness of life is still most there.

English Shairi Joke With Urdu

English Shairi & Urdu Mix Joke

The janaza of mehboob niklaa from the gali of mehboobaa 
with lots of zor shor the mehbooba jhanki dro the door 
and boli "mar gaya bara haramkhor"

Doctor, Doctor, English Joke

English Joke

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to most play the violine

after the operation?

'Yes, of course..Why not ''Great! I never could before!'