Veena Malik Ne Class Me Bachon Se Pochha?

Veena Malik (SMS)

Veena Malik ne Class me bachon

Se pochha?

Meray marne k baad meri Qabar

Pe kia Likha hoga?

Last seat pe bethay bachaa bola.

“Muhtarma pehli baar akeli so

Rahee hain.”!!!

“1985 Ka Mehman” & “2011 Ka Mehman”

Urdu Best Joke

“1985 ka Mehman”

Ghar aatey they,

Asslam-u-alekum!!

Jayenamaz milay gee

Qibla kis taraf hai.??

“2011 ka Mehman”

Asslam-u-alekum!!!

Choti pin wala charger hain.

Dosto Ki Judai Hai

Urdu SMS


"Insan ko beemar kar dainay wali
chezoon mai se aik cheez,


Dosto ki Judai hai"


(HAZRAT ALI (R.A).

Hum Wo Nahi JO Kelthe Hai

Urdu SMS

Hum Wo Nahi JO Kelthe Hai piyare Dilo Se,

Hum Dilo Ko Milane Ka Kaam Karthe Haizaroor.
Itna Mat Otro Is Dil Par, Hum Dilo Ko

Chorane Ka Hunar be bohat ache tara Janthe Hai. 

MESSAGE IN URDU

URDU SMS

Wo bhi din tha,,

Ek pal na guzarta

Tha unka hamare

Siwa,,,,,,,,

Ye bhi din hai ek

Pal nahi milta unhen

Hamare liyee,,,

Ye din bi dekna ta,,

Life is Like Same Math

 Urdu SMS Life Is Math


Life is like same math


Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro ,


Dushman ko sir se minuss kro,


Khushion ko multiply or takseem karo,


Gham ko sb mai divide karo,


Aur hamesha hamesha muskrao.


Ok baheyo Life is Life hai….!!!!