Urdu Double Meanning

Urdu Double Meanning SMS

Uffff Ye Kya Karr Rahe Ho?
Please Aisa Mat Karo Tum...
Please Mat Karo mano mari bat...
Maine Kaha Na Please man jaho
Aisa Nahi Karo......
Aur Ziyada Mat Dabao....
are Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Maine ap ko Kaha Ho Jayega na.....
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Plz hu Jayega samjo bat ko..
Aheste se....
Kaha Tha me ne Mat Karo Aisa...
Ab Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!