FUNNY SMS & FUNNY PICTURE

ALTAF HUSSAIN TO JIN

Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Milaa,

Usne Jin se Kaha,


"Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Pathano ko Karachi se nikal Do."

Jin Replied:

Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjhndo Aahyan. :-)

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ALTAF HUSSAIN TO BALOCH FUNNY SMS

Altaf Hussain ki BV Altaf Hussain se

Altaf Hussain ki BV Altaf Hussain se:
Tum Aaj Namaz Parhne Nahi gaye?

Altaf Hussain: Me Ja raha Tha
Raaste Me “LIYARI K BALOCH ”
Nazar Aagaye, Mera Wazoo Toot Giya.

BV: “BALOCHO”
Ko Dekhne Se Wazo Kese Toota?

Altaf Hussain: Mera Peeshab Nikal Gaya Tha..!!

Funny Urdu SMS & Picture

FARAZ TO NAWAZ SHARIF

Faraz k baad ab “Nawaz Sharif” arz karty hain.

“Ganjay” Teri sharafat pe kisi ko na hoga shakk..

.

Wah.wah..Wah.Wah

.

kia arz kia hai Janab…

.

“Ganjay” Teri sharafat pe kisi ko na hoga shakk..

Wah wah….cha gay ho jani….

.

Halki Halki Bhook main Halka Phulka TUC….

NEW ZARDARI SMS

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy Dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.

Urdu Funny SMS and Picture

Funny Picture & SMS

IQBAL TO SAYS ZARDAI

Agar Aaj "IQBAL" Zinda hotay To Petrol 

105 Per Litter Ka Dekh Kr "ZARDARI" Se Farmate.

Wabasta Reh Shajar Say Umeed-e-Shola Rakh.

Kuttay Deya Putrra Thora Te Hath Holaa Rakh.

Urdu Funny SMS

Cool Funny SMS & Funny Picture


1 Sardarni Dusri Sardarni Se: Meri 20 saal 
tak koi olaad nai hui

Dusri Sardarni: Phir ?

1st Sardarni: Phir kia, Jab me 21 sal ki 
Hui To Abu Ne Meri Shadi Kar Di
Aaj Mola K Fazal Se 3 Kake Hain.

Funny Picture

Cool SMS and Funny Picture


Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab 
dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki 
se bahir phenka..

Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Teacher shocked… : …

Moral.. Pathan Bewakoof Nahi Hotay..

                                      Funny SMS & Picture

Shaadi Par Rukhsti k Waqt Dulhan 
rone lagi.(Just formalitty as usual)

Ose Dekh Kar Dulha b Rone Laga.

Admin Dulha se:
Ode Te Maa Piyu Chhut Rae Ne,O
Te ais lai Rondi ae,tu Q Ronda ain?

Dulha:Ene Mere v Chhurwa Dene Ne..

1st Child: Mere Pappa Bahut 

Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Wo Q?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross

Karte Hain,Meri Ungli Pakad 

Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

Child 2 dentisst doctor..!!!

Kya dard k baigare bhi daant nikalay 

ja saktay hain Please Batho??

Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikall k dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He

Ek chota baccha: bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada 

darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.

Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, 

ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

Zardari Joota Sms Funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Zardari Says Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha

Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha

Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz

Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai

Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain.

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COOL MASSAGE

Nice English SMS

At the Touch of Love,

Everyone Becomes a Poet.

‘n

At the Touch of break up,

Everyone Becomes a

Philosopher..;-)

URDU FUNNY MASSAGE

Teacher & Student

Teacher: Sab se ziyada nasha

Kis me hota hain?

Student: Sir Taleem me!

Teacher: Wo kesay?

Student: Kitabain kholty hi

Neend ajati he,

Hahahahahahahahah

“Geo Students”

DOSTI SMS

Friend Ship Massage

“Aik ache Dost ki missal aik

Achee “KHUSHBOO” ki tarha

Hain k jab bi aap usko yaad

Karo ge to aapko uski mehak

Aayegee”

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Love You Friend

Amin Khan

URDU SAD QUOTE

Urdu Quote.

1 Larka  or  1 Larki

Aik dosre se bohat Muhabbat

Karte the.

Bad qismati se Larki mar gai.

Marne k bad Larki ne Larke

Se kaha:

“Ek wada the tera har waday

K Peechay

Tu milega mujhe har gali

Har darwaze k peechay

Par tu hi Bewafa nikla

Ek tu hi na tha mere Janaze

K peechay.”

Larka Bola:

“Ek wada tha mera har waday

K peechay,

Me milunga tujhe har gali har

Darwaze k peechay,

Par tune Murh j Bhi na Dekha,

Ek or Janaza tha,

Tere Janaze k Peechay

By Amin  Sad Boy..!!!

ENGLISH BEST SMS

Funny English SMS

Love is the most Powerfull

Weapon on earth it can

Remove tears

.

Fears

.

And.

.

Underwear’s..!!

MAY I KISS YOU SMS

Boy & Girl SMS

Boy: May I Kiss You?

Girl: No

Boy: Again May I Kiss You?

Girl: No

Boy: Ghussay Se May I Kiss

You?

Girl: Kameenay Zabardasti

Nahi Kar Sakta Kiya..?

BEST MASSAGES

King Edwords said

2 types of People can

Dammage a Society one

Who knows & Doesn’t

Talk

And

1 who doesn’t know and

Talks.

ALLAH BEST SMS

Very Nice SMS

4 Steps of Successfull Life.

1: Look Back and Thank

“ALLAH”

2: Look fwd and Trust

“ALLAH”

3: Look Arround and Believe

“ALLAH”

4: Look Within Urself and Find

“ALLAH”

BEST URDU SMS

Funny Urdu SMS

Aurton se bohat bhari buss

Ka accident ho gaya. Sab

Mar gae.

Un sab k Shohar 1 hafte

Tak rotay rahe

1 aadmi 2 hafte tak rota

Raha.

.

Kyon Ke

Uski Biwi se wo buss miss

Ho gae thi…!!

FUNNY ENGLISH SMS

Boy & Girl’s Funny SMS

Boy and girl went to watch

A film.

A mosquito enters into boy’s

Underwearr.

Guess where it bites?

?

?

?

?

Naughty mind!

Always think bad!

The correct

Answer is “It bites on

Girl’s hand”

Jin ko samaj a gaya ho wo

Forword karay baki Cartoon

Channel Dakay….

ENGLISH LIKE SMS

Problems Msg

Problems and difficulties are

Like big cotton bags.

They look huge for those

Who see it,

But they kook lighter for those

Who handle it…

URDU BEST SMS

Special SMS For “Irfan”

Wo sogy hai muscorahat honto

Par saja kay

        “Irfan Afridi”

Biktay khha hain itnay piyaray

Kuwaab jahah main. 

LARKI KI DUA

Pakistani Larki Ki Special Dua

Larki ne Namaz parh kar

Dua maangi

To Maa ne poocha:

Tumne Dua mai kiya

Manga?

Larki:

Wahi manga jo aaj kal har

Khoobsurat larki ki

Khuwahish hain,

Maa:

Aakhir kiya mang liya kuch

Pata to chale?

Larki: Muskuratey Huay

.

.

“Amin Khan”

Maa:

Chal pagli, tera itna acha

Naseeb kahan.

.

{Note} SMS forward kartay

Waqt Plz Name change kar

K Larki ka Naseeb kharab

Na karain.

SMS DIFINITION WIFE

“Definition Of Wife”

Wife is the seventh sense which

Desttroys all the six senses

And makes you a Complete

“Non Sense”.

MOM'S NICE MASSAGE

Mother SMS

A little boy was so Jealous

Of his new born brother

He put poison on mom’s

Nipple whil she was sleep

.

.

.

The next day the tragedy hit

Them their driver died

LIFE HAVE A NICE DAY

Life Good SMS

You have only things in life,

1 Accept, 2-Chang try to accept

What you can’t change. And try

To change what you can’t accept.

@ @  Have A Nice Day @ @ 

URDU MASSAGE FOR PATHAN

Pathan SMS

1 Pathan se kissi ne Pocha

Khan Sahib Log Pathano pe

Itne sms Q banatey hen?

.

Khan Sahib ne Muskura

K Kaha:

“Ye wo log hen jo bachpan

Ka Ghussa ab utar rahe he..

DOCTOR MASSAGES

Boy or Doctor SMS

Boy: Doctor Sahib Mara Khara

Nahi Hota.

Doctor: Married Ho?

Boy: No

Doctor: Muth Shuth marte ho

Boy: No

Doctor: Kohi Khusra?

Boy: No

Doctor: Phir Khara Kar kay

2012 ka Calendar Tangna hy.

Nas Aitho Phudi Deya..

"SUBHA BAKHAIR SMS"

(Good Morning SMS)

Have a Vanilla Morning with

Strawberry massages

Chocollaty Calls &

Butterscotch Thoughts

Fruity Funs With Mango

Joys…. Wish you

Creamy Day..

{May You Have a Wonderful Day}

GIRL SEX TALK

First Time Sex With Boy

Pehli Baar Sex k Bad

Larki Boli:

Ajj Mujay Dunya ka 1 Sacha

Pata chalaa

Larka: Wo kiya?

Larki: Sirf Larka hi Bujhaye

Larki ki Piyaas

Pepsi, Dew, Sprite,

Sab Bakwass.!!

COUNTRY CRISIS SMS

(Napoleon Said)….

“Bad Crisis in a Country is

Not due to the Violence of

Bad People but it is only

Due to the Silence of good

People”.

WIFE TO HUSBAND FUNNY SMS

Wife To Husband SMS

During an Intercourse

Husband to Wife:

Darling: Why do I get all

My great ideas during

Sex?

Wife: Sweetheartt, because

You are Plugged into a

Geniuss…!! ;)

BEST INFORMATION SMS

Shakespeare Said:

“I Do Not Need a Lot of People

Who are Ready to Cry When I

DIE.

I Only Need Just One Person Who

Is Ready to DIE When I CRY.”

GIRL RAKHI & CONDOM SMS

Girl With Condom SMS

Girl: “ I Came 2 Your House

Wid a Rakhi,y Don’t You Let

Me tie it?

Boy: Ajeeb Zabardasti hain.

If I’ll Cum 2 Your House wid

A Condom, Will You have Sex

Wid me?

DOLL'S SMS

Girl’s & Boy Like SMS

“Little Girl’s Want Barbie

Doll’s & Boys Want Cars.

When They Grow Up,

They Exchange Wants.”

FUNNY SMS

Miss To Student SMS

Miss to Student: World “Hand”

Ko Sentence me Use karo.

Student:

My Penis in Your Hand.

Miss: Shut Up

Student:

Sorry Miss Pen k Bad Space

Dena Bhool Gaya taa.

IMRAN KHAN & VEENA MALIK

Breaking News:

Imran Khan ne Veena Malik ko

P.T.I Join karne ki dawat dey di

Q = = = > K

?

?

?

?

?

Veena Malik ne apne tammam

Assasay zahir kar diye hain;-(

ENGLISH POOR SMS

Poor Massage

Financial crisise have become

So bad and serious nowadays

That

Majoritty of men have started

Loving their own Wives.

How poor!

AGE MAGIC SMS

Magic SMS

Try This Maths

## Magic ##

13837 x Your Age x 73

= ?

Apki Age K 4 Tukray na ho

Jayen to mera naam badal

Dena it’s Really.

## Intresting ##

SMS SMILE

Nice SMS

May “ALLAH” break the front

Teeth those people who plot evil

Against you secretly, so that you

Know your enemies by their

“Smiles”;-)

WONDER FULL SMS

Cool Best SMS

Correct Communication is so

Important…

A women to a man during Sex..

“Keep it up’!!

Man wonders,

Was it Complaint or Compliment.

GOOD MORNIG & HAVE A NICE DAY

Good Morning SMS

Everybody seems to b special

at First Sight, But only the

special ones

maintaine their level of Dignity

till the Last Sight of Life.

(Good Morning & Have a Nice Day)

WHAT IS SMS

Who Is SMS

What is SMS?

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S  = = = = = > Sirf

M = = = = = > Muft Ka;)

S  = = = = = > Sir Dard;(

Naa Karo To Log Sochtay

hy k Kanjoos hy;- >

Karo To Log Sochtay hy.

Farigh hy…!!??

URDU POETRY SMS

Urdu Poetry Best

Achee baat to sab ko achee

Lagti hy jab tumhe kissi ki

Buri bat bi buri na lage to

Samaj lenaa tumhe us se

“MOHABBAT” hy.

Tajurba insaan ko galat fasly

Se bachata hy,

Magar

Tajurba galat fasly se hi hasil

Hotaa hy.

Izzat dil me honi chahiyee

Lafzo me nahi.

Narazgi lafzo me honi chahiyee

Dil me nahi.

Kush naseeb wo nahi jis ka

Naseeb achaa hy.

Bulke kush naseeb wo hain jo

Apne naseeb par kush hy.

GOOD NIGHT SMS

“BEST SMS”

Aasman par nigah zaroor

Rako magar ye mat bhoolo

K Paon zameen par hi rakay

Jatay hain.

(Good Night)

URDU SMS

Comedy SMS

Larki ne apnay Lover ko

Sms kia.

Agar so rahee ho to mujay

Apnay sapnay bajo.

Jag rahe ho to yaden bajo.

Ro rahe ho to anso bajo.

Lover Replay:

?

?

?

Tatti Karaha ho

Bajo Kia?