Shahid Afridi V/S Dhoni Very Funny SMS

“Message Of The Year”

Dhoni Biwi Say:

Mujay Chaaey To Dena.

Biwi Ne Plate Me Chaaey

Daal K Di,

Dhoni Ghussay Se Bola:

Cup Me Daal K Do.

Biwi: “CUP” To Tera Baap

“SHAHID AFRIDI” Ley Jaye

Ga Isi Me Peenay Ki Aadat Daal.

Kiss Me And Hold Me Tightly Close To You

Softly & Hardly Kiss (SMS)

kiss me and hold me tightly close to you

kiss me and whisperr sweet words that are

true kiss me here and kiss me there kiss

me all over and anywheere kiss me very

softly and kiss me very hardly kiss me

and lay me on the bed kiss me from my

toes to my head..

KISS SMS

Best Kiss SMS

Love is heat which is very Cute, sweet

Love is incompleete till 2 lips meet This

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Look FACE.

I Love The Way You Look At Me

LOVE (SMS)

I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and Sky blue.
I love the way you kiss me all time,
Your red lips Very soft and smoothe.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you Love care.
I love the way you say me, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me Please,
Alwayss sending chills down my spinne.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

URDU PICTURE BEST SMS

Question Of The Day..

Design By Amin Khan

Love Is The Seventh

Love SMS

Love Is The Seventh

Sense Which Destroy

All Other Six Senses..

SO EMO…..

TRUE LOVE

LOVE QUOTE

TRUE LOVE

NEVER DISE

IT ONLY GETS

STRONGER

WITH TIME

COME LOVE ME

LOVE IT'S BEST

LOVE IS TRUE LOVE

I LOVE YOU...!!!

“NOTHING” & “EVERYTHING” (sms)

Loving SMS

You asked me what was wrong

And I smiled and said….

“NOTHING”

Then I turned around and wispered..

“EVERYTHING”

Veena Malik Ne Class Me Bachon Se Pochha?

Veena Malik (SMS)

Veena Malik ne Class me bachon

Se pochha?

Meray marne k baad meri Qabar

Pe kia Likha hoga?

Last seat pe bethay bachaa bola.

“Muhtarma pehli baar akeli so

Rahee hain.”!!!

Don’t Give A Chance To Any One In Your Life

Remember SMS

Don’t give a Chance to any

One in your Life to Snatch

Your Smmile from your.

FACE.

Remember it, the World is

For you, you are not for the

World.

There is always a little Truth

Reall Message

There is always a little Truth

Behind Just Kidding.

A little Emotione behind I Don’t

Care

A little Pain behind IT’S  OK

A little Need behend Leave me

Alone…!!!

EYES BLIND MASSAGE

My Eyes are Blind….SMS

My eyes are blinde with out your eyes to see,

Like a rose with out many color’s.

Always be there in my life sweet heart.

Very Nice SMS

Lovely Sms

The person who loves you

A lot will always do TWO things

EXTREMELLY for you…

Silentlly Caring…

And

Openly HURTING..

To make you PERFECT….!!!

Friendship Quotes Very Nice Picture SMS

PICTURE SMS VERY NICE

SMS SEX BOMB AND CONDOM

Bomb Aur Condom

Bomb aur Condom main

Kiya Faraq hain.?

.

Bomb Phate To Insaan Dunya

Se Chala Jataa hain.

.

Aur

.

Condom Phate To Insaan Dunya

Main Aa Jataa hain.

VERY FUNNY SMS

Comedy sms In job

Agar Custom Ya PIA main Kisi

Ko Job Per Lagwana Ho Tu Mujhe

Bata Do Urgent…!!!

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Main Masjid main Hoon.

Uss K Liyee “DUA” Kar

Loon Ga…!!!

Q  K  

Main Itna He Karsaktaa Hoon.

May The Best Of Jumma

Quote Jumma SMS

May The Best Of Jumma,

Shine In Your House.

The Strength Of Eemaan,

Stay in Your Heart.

And may “LLAH”Shower

His Countles

Blessings

On You and Your Family

On This Holy Day.

(“JUMMA MUBARAK”)

Ek Baba ne aik Jawan Larki K seenay Dabayee..

Very Cute Funny Sex SMS

Ek BaBa ne aik Jawan Larki

K seenay Dabayee..

Larki. BaBa Ye kia Kar raye ho.

BaBa. FM Channel Laga raha ho.

Larki. Ne BaBa k Neechay Tattho

Ko Marortay hoye Bolee..!!

BaBa Poorany sell per FM 

Nahi Chalta.

PATHAN SMS

Pathan Very Funny SMS

Ek Bande ne pathan se poocha,

Log pathano k khilaaf message

Q kartay hain.

Pathan ne usko pakra or o ski

Khoob Gand mari.

Phir jab os ki jan chooti to wo

Bhaaga or kahnay  laga ab main

Bi pathano k khilaaf messages

Bheja karon ga.

To Pathan Bola….!!!

Ab Samaj main aya k kon log

Pathano k Khilaaf Messages

Kartay hain…!!!

If Life Is a Game (Life Quotes)

Life and Love Massage

If Life Is a Game

“I Wish, You Always Winn”

If Life Is a Journey

“I Wish, You Walk On Rosess”

If Life Is Joy

“I Wish, You Alwayss Smile”

If Life Is Love

“I Wish, You Always Love With Me”

Har Janib Samandar hain, Kinara Q Nahi Milta,

Love SMS

Har Janib Samandar hain,

Kinara Q Nahi Milta,

Mare Dill Ye Bata Mujh Ko

Sahara Q Nahi Miltaa,

Mujhe Is Sheher Mein Din Bhar

Hazaron Log Milte Hein,

Jise Mein Dhoondne Nikla ho,

Wo Pyara Q Nahi Miltaa,

**Jise Chaha**

**Jise Dekha**

**Jise Socha**

**Jise Likha**

Mere “ALLAH”

Mere Us Se Sitara Q Nahi Miltaa…!!!

HUSBAND JOKE SMS

Funny SMS Of Husbands

Long time ago people who sacrificed

Their aims, youth, beauty, friends,

Faimely, Laughter and Happiness

Were Called

“MALANGS”

.

NOW,

They are Called

“HUSBANDS”

HOLY "QURAN" SMS

Very Best Informaton (SMS)

One person weeping in the street other

People ask that is your Problems why your

Weep he say’s

I am too teacher our son. He take

B.A, M.A, MBBS, B.COM, In A1 Grade.

One day accidant of my son people’s gone

To hospital him Doctors give answer he said

To me all Educattion but not give me Education

Of Holy QURAN.

What ever I am Face to “ALLAH”. 

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Joke SMS

1 Pathan ko log mar raye tay.

1 aadmi ne kaha. Pathan ji apko

Log kyun mar rahey hain.

Pathan. Array yaar mari photo bus

Main aik aurat ki seat k neechay

Gir gaya main ne sirf ye kahah.

Madem zara Tangay upper karna

Photo lena hain.

Problems Are Like Little Stones

SMS Of PROBLEMS

“Problems” are like little stones.

If you keep them block your Vision.

But if you keep them at a distance you

Will see how small they are.

Special Massage "MAA"

(“MAA”  Massage)

“MAA” tab bi roti thi jab beta

Khana nahi khata tha.

Aur…

“MAA” ajj bi roti hain jab beta khana

Nahi deta.

1k Pathan Shope Pay Gaya Pepsi Ki Bottle Li..!

Comedy To Pathan SMS

1k Pathan Shope Pay Gaya Pepsi

Ki Bottle Li..!

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Aur Shope Keeper Se Kahny Laga

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Yara Wo Bacha Kider Hain Jo Pepsi

Pi K Kahta Hain Mujay  bi Anpnay

Sath Le Chalo?????

WHAT IS MOTHER.?

Mother Massage.!!

What is Mother?

“When apples are 4 and we

Are 5 then my “Mom”

Says “I Don’t Like Apple.

(Bu Ali Sina)

Difference Between Secretary And Personal Secretarry….!!

Secretary and Personal Secretary (sms)

Difference between Secretary and

Personal Secretarry….!!?

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Secretary Says:

“Good Morning Sir!”

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Personal Secretary Says:

“Oh My God,

It’s Morning Sir..!!

Decisions Massage

Best Jinnah SMS

I don’t believe in taking right decisions…

I take Decisions and make them Right…

(Jinnah)

SANIA MIRZA VS VEENA MALIK

Teacher With Student

Teacher:

Who is “ Sania Mirza”?

Student:

Tennis Player…!!

Teacher:

Very Good,

And

Who is Veena Malik?

Student:

Special Penis Hard Player….!!!

Cute SMS Of Child

Massage Of Lovely Mother

In a Exame, chieldern were given

2 write an easy on mother.

A cute chield wrote:

“Combination of million words 4m

26 Alphabets can never express my

Loving my mom.”

INFORMATION ALLAH

Best SMS

The short test solution of every problem

Is to minimize the distance between the

Forehead and the floor.

“Those who knee down to ALLAH can

Stand up to anything.”

You can not chang your future

Future SMS

“You can not chang your future,

But

You can chang your habit

And it is sure that your will change

Your future.”

SIX OR SEX HOW IT'S DIFFRENT

Mobile SMS To Veena Malik

SIX or SEX main kia farq hain?

Very Simple..!!

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Utha k maaro to Six or Litaa k maero

To SEX.

.

Hath upper hon to SIX or Tangen oper

Ho to SEX.

.

Cheekh khushi say niklay to SIX. Dard

Say niklay to SEX.

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Madem Veena Malik Ki Kitab

“Jawani K Chaskay…!!”

Best English SMS

7 Fact in the world:

1 Your eyes are the only parte you can

Not wash with soap.

2 You can not count your hair.

3 Your tongue can not your last teeth.

4 Only the stupid one’s will do the 3^rd part.

5 You will smile because your tongue can

Reach all your teeth.

6 You will laug because you look like a fool.

7 You will forwaard this because you had fun

And you want revenge…!!

“I Don’t Believe Anyone”

HAPPY TEACHER DAY.!

Teacher SMS

The way you best teach... 
The knowlledge you nice share... 
The care you look take... 
The love you high shower.. 
Makes you & Makes You... 
The world's all best teacher... 
Happy Teacher's Day!

Real Store By "Aftab Khatak" Message

Real Identification of Raymond Davis?

His real name is Eric Prince.

He is the CEO of Black Water

And

Zee Worldwid

And

Dyn Corp

And

Many other Securitty Agenciess

Before holding this position he

Joined Special Services Group

Of USA Army for 10.Years…

He is

1.Commando

2.Sharp Shooter

3.GPS Explosiv Device Expert

4.Directly Assisting “OBAMA”

For  War On Terror.

5.He Was Given The Task To Select

The Targets For Drone Attacks On

Behalf Of Pakistan Govt…!!

Story By!

Aftab Khatak

Daily Pakistan Peshawar

Respect Message

Short Text SMS

“Respect can’t be founde when u

Seek when u seek it for yoursellf,

But

When you give it to others,

You will see that it will find is

Way back to you”.

Lovely Times Of Life Will Not Returne

Best SMS

Lovely times of life will not returne

But the lovely relationship and the

Missinng memories of friend will

Stay in the heart forever.

PAKISTANI TEAM JOKE SMS

2011 Ka Sab Se Zabardast Mazak SMS

Pakistani team ko milne wali dhamkiyon

Ki waja se “ICC” ne Pakistan k baqia matches

“KARACHI”

K mehfoz elako main muntaqil kardiye.

Pakistan Vs Canada

(LIYARI)

Pakistan Vs NewZeland

(GOLI MAAR)

Pakistan Vs Zimbabay

(BALDIA TOWN)

Pakistan Vs Australia

(SHURAB GOATH)

Qtr Final

(BANARAS)

Semi Final

(MALIR)

Final…!!

(ORANGI TOWN)

Kati Pahari….!!!

WORLD CUP MATCH-2011

Dedicated Pakistan Team

Target 185 ka dekh k log samjhe

Ham har jayee ge….!!

Amin…..

Logo ko khedo ham target bhi team

Ko uski auqat ke mutabiq datay he.

Proud to be as Green Shirts…

Pakistan Team….!!

Only eyes speak truth

BEST SMS

Only eyes speak truth. Neither

Then mirror, nor the person who

Loves you can see pain your eyes,

Whereas every one else still believes

In your smile….!!

URDU SMS

Best Knowledge Urdu Information

1. Buzurg ney kuttay ko kaha:

Tu bohat Wafadar hain per tujh

Me 4 khamyan hain…!!!

1. To Dewar per Pesshab Karta hain.

2. To Fakeer per Bhonkta hain.

3. To Raat me Bhonkta hain.

4. To Subah ko Chup Rehta hain.

Kuttay ney Jawab Diya…!!!

1. Zameen per is liyee Pesshab nahi

Karta k kahin kohi banda yahan Sajda

Na Karday.

2. Fakeer pe is liyee Bhonkta hon k wo

“ALLAH” sy nahi Mangta hain.

3. Raat ko is liyee Bhonkta hon k Ghaflat

Me soney wale apnay Rab ko yaad karay.

4. Subah ko is liyee so Jata hoo k Namazi

Ko Takleef na ho……!!!

Two things indicate one’s Weakness….!!

Best Weakness Sms

Two thingss indicate one’s

Weakness….!!

1. To be silent, when it is proper

    Time to speak….!!

2. To speak when it is proper time

    To be silent…!!

If Life Pushess You To Your Knees

“PRAY” SMS

If life pushess you to your knees;
Remember that means it is the time

to PRAY.

So Pray before your face this action.

KISSES SMS

Kisses SMS

kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wastede.
kisses spread germs & germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby I am Vaccinatede.

SMART GIRL & PAPPA JOKE SMS

Smart Girl SMS

One day in your life a smart girll will come,
who will love you a lot.

She will touch you with love and give you

many many kissess….
And will say……..

I Love You … Pappaa…..