Double Mind Massage

Kamina Bacha sms

Extra Kaminaa Bachaa.

Baccha: Uncle! Aunty raat

Ko kabutro ko dana deti

Hain kiyaa?

Uncle: Nahi Par Q?

Bachaa: Phir unki awaz Q

Ati hain, Ah ahh ahh ahh

ahh aah aah aah.

Mother I Love You Best SMS

Mother ("Maa") SMS

Ek din “Zindagi” ne mujh

Se sawal kiya,

Tum apni “MAA” ka “Sath”

Kab tak chahte ho?

May ne ek anso Samandar”

Me gira diya,

Or kaha?

Jab tak tum is ko “Dhoond”

Na lo.

Iss par Samnadar bi roo para

Or kaha kash mari bi “MAA”

Hoti.

{“Maa” I Love You..} 

Pathan To Altaf Hussain Funny

Funny Like Cool SMS

Aadmi: Mujay Pathan Bana Do.

.

Doctor: Tumhara 80% Dimagh

Nikalna parega.

.

Aadmi: Ok

.

Doctroe Ne Ghalti Se 99%

Nikal Diyaa.

.

Aadmi Hosh Mai Aaya Doctor

Bola Kya Mehsoos Kar Rahe Ho?

.

Aadmi Bola Telephone Laho Kiyun

K Ab Main Sirf Phone Pe Hi Bataonga.

.

Doctor: Oh My God Ye To “ALTAF

HUSSAIN” Ban Gayaa…

Sweet Person SMS

Good Relationship Massage

Relationship with a good

Person is like sugarcane,

You break it,

Crush it,

Squeeze it,

Even beat and grind it,

Still you will get only

Sweetness…!!

Wife Runway SMS

Funny Sexy MSG

1 Aadmi ne Dubai se Biwi ko

Call par kaha k Runway saaf

Karlo mai aa raha ho.

Biwi ne safai ki magar shohar

Nahi aa sakaa.

Next month phir usne bola aur

Nahi aa asaka aura say 4 baar

Ho gaya to biwi ni Gussay

Main kaha:

Agar iss baar bi tum nahi aye

to mai Runway aam traffic k

liyee khole dongee.

Funny Urdu SMS

Bablu & Pappu Funny SMS

Bablu apni Teacher se

Miss “Bus” male hain

Ya female?

(Miss Soch mai par gai)

Pappu: Miss It’s female.

Bablu: Wo Kaise?

Pappu: Q k sab log hus

Par chartay hain.

(Miss Pareshaan)

Bablu (In Doubt): Agar

Bus female hain, sab hus

Par charty hain, to hus k

Bache Q nahi hote?

(Miss aur Zyada pareshaan)

Pappu: Is liye k sab hus par

Peechay se chartay hain.

(Miss sharm se pani pani)

Bablu (Still In Doubt):

Mana k sabi peechay se chartay

Hain laken Driver to agay se

Chartaa hain na? Phir bachay

Q nahi hote?

(Miss ki Sans band)

Pappu: Q k wo Topi pehan

Kar charta hain.

{ MISS BEHOSH….} 

English Good Morning

Good Morning English SMS

“Half man’s Wisdom

Goes with his courage.”

(Ralph Waldo Emersone)

GOOD MORNING

MY FRIEND..!!

Pathan Best Massage

We “PATHAN” in World:

28 Lac In U.S.A

32 Lac In U.K

08 Lac In Australia

07 Lac In Canada

42 Lac In U.A.E

88000 In France

5 Lac In Musqat

95000 In New Zealand

The 2^nd Most Common

Language After Spanish

In U.S Is “PUSHTO,”

Not English

And Almosst 95% Of Gulf

Speak “PUSHTO”

AND

In K.S.A After Arabi 2^nd

Common Language Is

“PUSHTO.”

HAPPY

“JASHN-E-PUSHTO”

Forwd To All People’s

Proude To Be PATHAN

Source:  Wikipedia.USA 

Urdu Funny SMS

Funny SMS

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se

Milti thi..

Raja ne Dhobi Se Poocha!

“Kya Tumari Amma Hamarey

Mehal Me Nokrani Thi?”

Dhobi.!

Nahi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal

Me Dhobi Thy…!!!

Funny SMS Urdu & English

English & Urdu Funny SMS

When a "MANGO" is yellow

It’s ready two “SUCK”

And

When a "GIRL" is 18, She

Is ready 4…

.

.

.

.

.

NADRA!! I. D Card

Wesay aap ki soch bi

Apni jaga theek hain.

Nice SMS

Cool SMS

Love is the most powerfull

Weapone on earth it can

Remove tears

.

Fears

.

And.

.

Underwearrs..!!!

Pathan Comedy SMS

Suhaag Raat SMS

Suhaag Raat ko Dullha ko

Bara maza aya.

BV se Bolaa:

Shabash bohat sanbhal k rakhi

Ti tum ne apni “IZZAT”.

BV:

Duaein do mere yaar ko jo

Pathan tha. :- :-

English Sex Funny SMS

Funny Sex SMS

There are two types of hooks:

1^st is Cricket hook

And

2^nd is Brazier hook

1^st is used to send ball outside

the boundrey

and

2^nd is to control balls inside

the boundry.!!

Best Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Question:

Aurat k jism me wo konsi cheez

Hain jise wo dabane nahi deti

Aur admi

Subah O Shaam dabana chata hain?

?

Bolo !!!

Socho !!!

Ans:

“Uska GALA”

Tere hi waja se afatein arhee hain

Please apni Soch Sahee karle.!!

Funny Zardai & Nawaz Sharif SMS

Zardari V/S Nawaz Sharif Funny SMS

ZARDARI bakrey se khel rha tha.

NAWAZ SHARIF:

Oye kuttay se khel rhey ho?

ZARDARI:

Nahi yaar ye bakra hy!

NAWAZ SHARIF:

Main bakrey se pooch rhah hun:

No Morning Shorning SMS

Good Morning SMS

Shair (LION) din main 18 gentay

Sotaa hain.

Agar mehnat kamyaabi ki kunji

Hoti to gadhaa jungle ka

Baadshah hota.                 

So……..Soye Raho Shairo

No Morning Shorning.:} 

PATHAN BEST MASSAGE

     Who Are PATHAN’S Massage.

1. Great Mughal Akbar Said.

“Pathan Ko Dosti Kr K Haraya

Ja Sakta Hain Magar Lar Kr Nahi”

2. Mehmood Ghaznavi Said.

“Pathan Agar Mutahed Hojay To

In Ki Dunyaa Per Lazawal

Hukomat Hogi”

3. Sikander-e-Azam Said.

“Jung Me Utter Jane K Bad Pathan

Ko Rokna Sher Ke Mou Me Hath

Dene Jasaa Hain”

4. Indian General Said.

Sarhad Per Agar Pathan Naa Hotai

To “PAKISTAN” Kab Ka India Ka

Hisaa Ban Jataa.

(GEO GREAT PATHAN’S)

FATHER BEST COOL SMS

Funny Sexy SMS

Boy Mere Abu Ka Qadd Itna

Bara Hain K Asman Main

Lagta Hain.

2^nd Boy: Yaar Tere Abu Ko

Sir Main Kohi Naram Cheez

Lagti Hain.

1^st Boy: Han Yaar

2^nd Boy: Wo Mere Abba K

Tattay Hain.

BEST SEXY SMS

Funny Marriage Sexy SMS

3.Girl’s Shaadi K Bad Milli

1.Girl: Mere Wo To Finger

Bhi Dalte Hain.

2.Girl: Mere Wo To Poora

Hath Hi Dal Dete Hain.

3.Girl: Apni Taangain Phelaa

Kar Boli,

Zara Bahar Aana.

Baloch Girl SMS

Baloch Larki Ka Comedy SMS

4 Ghantey tak Boy Friend ki Call

Ka intizaar karne k baad

?

?

Baloch Larki nay arz kiyaa

?

Intehaa Hogye Intizaar Ka

?

?

?

?

?

?

Aray MAA Ka Kuss Asise

Yaar Kaa:

Cool Sexy Wife & Husband SMS

Husband & Wife Funny SMS

Husband: Begum ab jab bi sex

Karenge to main har baar is gullay

Main Rs. 50/= Dall dia karunga,

Dilevery tak bohat amount jama

Ho jaegaa,

Wife: OK Janu.

After 9 Month’s

Husband: Aray Ye Kiya Begum

Is main say to 500 Aur 1000  K

Karak note bhi nikal rahe hen?

Wife: Janu har koi tumhari tarah

Kanglaa nahi hotaa.

Sexy Funny Massage

Condom Funny Msg

Lady: Condom Dena

Dukandaar: Har Baar Aap k

Husband Aa k Le Jaate The,

Aaj Aap Aai Ho.?

Lady: Itnay Din Main Out Of

City Thi, Abb Wo Out Of

City Hain…..

URDU BEST SMS

Urdu Ghazal Massage

Funny SMS

Best Jock SMS

Height of the fashione?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy? 
Blank visiting big card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glas door.
Height of honestty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk lovely powder.
Height of time wasting?
You reading the whole massge.

(Knowledge Message)

Best Information Massage.

1 Baar Langar Takseem ho raha tha
1 Shakhs ny 2 admiyon ka kana manga
jb us se swaal kia giya k 2 admiyon ka
khana Q?
To us ny kaha 1 mery liye aur 1 us shakhs 
k liye jo kony main betha sukhi roti pani
main dabo kar kha raha hain.
Is per usay jawab mila usi ka dia to hum 
langar takseem kar rahy hain.


Us Shakhs ny poocha kon hain Wo?


Jawab Milaa: Wo Hamary Khaleefa Hazrat
Abu Bakkar Saddiq(R.A) hain.


Aisy hota hain Hukamran.


ALLAH hamary Mulk Pakistan K Hukamran 
Ko Hiddayat De. (ameen).

English & Urdu SMS

Exams SMS

Why we don't study the whole year
but only near the exams?


Bcoz.


Sahil K Sukoon se humen 
Inkar Nahi Magar?


Tufano se Kashti nikalne ka
Maza or hain.
(Amin Khan)

Professor & Student (Mobile SMS)

Talk To Professor & Student.


Law Professor Asked The Student.
What Is The Most Imortant Law Of
Finance For Startingg a New Business?
?
?
?
Student Replied:


" Father In Law "

Shaadi Ki Raat Sub Se Mushkil kam Kon Sa Hota Hain?

Shaadi SMS

Replay Zaroor Kren?

Shaadi Ki Raat Sub Se Mushkil kam

Kon Sa Hota Hain?

1)      Larki se Baat Karna,

2)      Larki Ka Hath Pakarna,

3)      Sub K Samney Room Me Jana,

4)      Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Uthanaa,

5)      Subha Ko Family Se Ankhen Milana?

Send It To All Your Friend’s Boy & Girl

And Intresting Answer.

Please 1^st Replay Me, I Am Waiting…??

Shahid Afridi V/S Dhoni Very Funny SMS

“Message Of The Year”

Dhoni Biwi Say:

Mujay Chaaey To Dena.

Biwi Ne Plate Me Chaaey

Daal K Di,

Dhoni Ghussay Se Bola:

Cup Me Daal K Do.

Biwi: “CUP” To Tera Baap

“SHAHID AFRIDI” Ley Jaye

Ga Isi Me Peenay Ki Aadat Daal.

Kiss Me And Hold Me Tightly Close To You

Softly & Hardly Kiss (SMS)

kiss me and hold me tightly close to you

kiss me and whisperr sweet words that are

true kiss me here and kiss me there kiss

me all over and anywheere kiss me very

softly and kiss me very hardly kiss me

and lay me on the bed kiss me from my

toes to my head..

KISS SMS

Best Kiss SMS

Love is heat which is very Cute, sweet

Love is incompleete till 2 lips meet This

post was submittede by Smiling

Look FACE.

I Love The Way You Look At Me

LOVE (SMS)

I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and Sky blue.
I love the way you kiss me all time,
Your red lips Very soft and smoothe.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you Love care.
I love the way you say me, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me Please,
Alwayss sending chills down my spinne.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

URDU PICTURE BEST SMS

Question Of The Day..

Design By Amin Khan

Love Is The Seventh

Love SMS

Love Is The Seventh

Sense Which Destroy

All Other Six Senses..

SO EMO…..

TRUE LOVE

LOVE QUOTE

TRUE LOVE

NEVER DISE

IT ONLY GETS

STRONGER

WITH TIME

COME LOVE ME

LOVE IT'S BEST

LOVE IS TRUE LOVE

I LOVE YOU...!!!

“NOTHING” & “EVERYTHING” (sms)

Loving SMS

You asked me what was wrong

And I smiled and said….

“NOTHING”

Then I turned around and wispered..

“EVERYTHING”

Veena Malik Ne Class Me Bachon Se Pochha?

Veena Malik (SMS)

Veena Malik ne Class me bachon

Se pochha?

Meray marne k baad meri Qabar

Pe kia Likha hoga?

Last seat pe bethay bachaa bola.

“Muhtarma pehli baar akeli so

Rahee hain.”!!!

Don’t Give A Chance To Any One In Your Life

Remember SMS

Don’t give a Chance to any

One in your Life to Snatch

Your Smmile from your.

FACE.

Remember it, the World is

For you, you are not for the

World.

There is always a little Truth

Reall Message

There is always a little Truth

Behind Just Kidding.

A little Emotione behind I Don’t

Care

A little Pain behind IT’S  OK

A little Need behend Leave me

Alone…!!!

EYES BLIND MASSAGE

My Eyes are Blind….SMS

My eyes are blinde with out your eyes to see,

Like a rose with out many color’s.

Always be there in my life sweet heart.

Very Nice SMS

Lovely Sms

The person who loves you

A lot will always do TWO things

EXTREMELLY for you…

Silentlly Caring…

And

Openly HURTING..

To make you PERFECT….!!!

Friendship Quotes Very Nice Picture SMS

PICTURE SMS VERY NICE

SMS SEX BOMB AND CONDOM

Bomb Aur Condom

Bomb aur Condom main

Kiya Faraq hain.?

.

Bomb Phate To Insaan Dunya

Se Chala Jataa hain.

.

Aur

.

Condom Phate To Insaan Dunya

Main Aa Jataa hain.

VERY FUNNY SMS

Comedy sms In job

Agar Custom Ya PIA main Kisi

Ko Job Per Lagwana Ho Tu Mujhe

Bata Do Urgent…!!!

!

!

!

!

!

!

!

!

!

!

Main Masjid main Hoon.

Uss K Liyee “DUA” Kar

Loon Ga…!!!

Q  K  

Main Itna He Karsaktaa Hoon.

May The Best Of Jumma

Quote Jumma SMS

May The Best Of Jumma,

Shine In Your House.

The Strength Of Eemaan,

Stay in Your Heart.

And may “LLAH”Shower

His Countles

Blessings

On You and Your Family

On This Holy Day.

(“JUMMA MUBARAK”)

Ek Baba ne aik Jawan Larki K seenay Dabayee..

Very Cute Funny Sex SMS

Ek BaBa ne aik Jawan Larki

K seenay Dabayee..

Larki. BaBa Ye kia Kar raye ho.

BaBa. FM Channel Laga raha ho.

Larki. Ne BaBa k Neechay Tattho

Ko Marortay hoye Bolee..!!

BaBa Poorany sell per FM 

Nahi Chalta.

PATHAN SMS

Pathan Very Funny SMS

Ek Bande ne pathan se poocha,

Log pathano k khilaaf message

Q kartay hain.

Pathan ne usko pakra or o ski

Khoob Gand mari.

Phir jab os ki jan chooti to wo

Bhaaga or kahnay  laga ab main

Bi pathano k khilaaf messages

Bheja karon ga.

To Pathan Bola….!!!

Ab Samaj main aya k kon log

Pathano k Khilaaf Messages

Kartay hain…!!!

If Life Is a Game (Life Quotes)

Life and Love Massage

If Life Is a Game

“I Wish, You Always Winn”

If Life Is a Journey

“I Wish, You Walk On Rosess”

If Life Is Joy

“I Wish, You Alwayss Smile”

If Life Is Love

“I Wish, You Always Love With Me”

Har Janib Samandar hain, Kinara Q Nahi Milta,

Love SMS

Har Janib Samandar hain,

Kinara Q Nahi Milta,

Mare Dill Ye Bata Mujh Ko

Sahara Q Nahi Miltaa,

Mujhe Is Sheher Mein Din Bhar

Hazaron Log Milte Hein,

Jise Mein Dhoondne Nikla ho,

Wo Pyara Q Nahi Miltaa,

**Jise Chaha**

**Jise Dekha**

**Jise Socha**

**Jise Likha**

Mere “ALLAH”

Mere Us Se Sitara Q Nahi Miltaa…!!!

HUSBAND JOKE SMS

Funny SMS Of Husbands

Long time ago people who sacrificed

Their aims, youth, beauty, friends,

Faimely, Laughter and Happiness

Were Called

“MALANGS”

.

NOW,

They are Called

“HUSBANDS”

HOLY "QURAN" SMS

Very Best Informaton (SMS)

One person weeping in the street other

People ask that is your Problems why your

Weep he say’s

I am too teacher our son. He take

B.A, M.A, MBBS, B.COM, In A1 Grade.

One day accidant of my son people’s gone

To hospital him Doctors give answer he said

To me all Educattion but not give me Education

Of Holy QURAN.

What ever I am Face to “ALLAH”. 

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Joke SMS

1 Pathan ko log mar raye tay.

1 aadmi ne kaha. Pathan ji apko

Log kyun mar rahey hain.

Pathan. Array yaar mari photo bus

Main aik aurat ki seat k neechay

Gir gaya main ne sirf ye kahah.

Madem zara Tangay upper karna

Photo lena hain.

Problems Are Like Little Stones

SMS Of PROBLEMS

“Problems” are like little stones.

If you keep them block your Vision.

But if you keep them at a distance you

Will see how small they are.

Special Massage "MAA"

(“MAA”  Massage)

“MAA” tab bi roti thi jab beta

Khana nahi khata tha.

Aur…

“MAA” ajj bi roti hain jab beta khana

Nahi deta.

1k Pathan Shope Pay Gaya Pepsi Ki Bottle Li..!

Comedy To Pathan SMS

1k Pathan Shope Pay Gaya Pepsi

Ki Bottle Li..!

.

.

.

Aur Shope Keeper Se Kahny Laga

.

.

.

Yara Wo Bacha Kider Hain Jo Pepsi

Pi K Kahta Hain Mujay  bi Anpnay

Sath Le Chalo?????

WHAT IS MOTHER.?

Mother Massage.!!

What is Mother?

“When apples are 4 and we

Are 5 then my “Mom”

Says “I Don’t Like Apple.

(Bu Ali Sina)

Difference Between Secretary And Personal Secretarry….!!

Secretary and Personal Secretary (sms)

Difference between Secretary and

Personal Secretarry….!!?

?

?

Secretary Says:

“Good Morning Sir!”

?

?

?

?

Personal Secretary Says:

“Oh My God,

It’s Morning Sir..!!

Decisions Massage

Best Jinnah SMS

I don’t believe in taking right decisions…

I take Decisions and make them Right…

(Jinnah)

SANIA MIRZA VS VEENA MALIK

Teacher With Student

Teacher:

Who is “ Sania Mirza”?

Student:

Tennis Player…!!

Teacher:

Very Good,

And

Who is Veena Malik?

Student:

Special Penis Hard Player….!!!

Cute SMS Of Child

Massage Of Lovely Mother

In a Exame, chieldern were given

2 write an easy on mother.

A cute chield wrote:

“Combination of million words 4m

26 Alphabets can never express my

Loving my mom.”

INFORMATION ALLAH

Best SMS

The short test solution of every problem

Is to minimize the distance between the

Forehead and the floor.

“Those who knee down to ALLAH can

Stand up to anything.”

You can not chang your future

Future SMS

“You can not chang your future,

But

You can chang your habit

And it is sure that your will change

Your future.”

SIX OR SEX HOW IT'S DIFFRENT

Mobile SMS To Veena Malik

SIX or SEX main kia farq hain?

Very Simple..!!

.

.

Utha k maaro to Six or Litaa k maero

To SEX.

.

Hath upper hon to SIX or Tangen oper

Ho to SEX.

.

Cheekh khushi say niklay to SIX. Dard

Say niklay to SEX.

.

Madem Veena Malik Ki Kitab

“Jawani K Chaskay…!!”

Best English SMS

7 Fact in the world:

1 Your eyes are the only parte you can

Not wash with soap.

2 You can not count your hair.

3 Your tongue can not your last teeth.

4 Only the stupid one’s will do the 3^rd part.

5 You will smile because your tongue can

Reach all your teeth.

6 You will laug because you look like a fool.

7 You will forwaard this because you had fun

And you want revenge…!!

“I Don’t Believe Anyone”

HAPPY TEACHER DAY.!

Teacher SMS

The way you best teach... 
The knowlledge you nice share... 
The care you look take... 
The love you high shower.. 
Makes you & Makes You... 
The world's all best teacher... 
Happy Teacher's Day!

Real Store By "Aftab Khatak" Message

Real Identification of Raymond Davis?

His real name is Eric Prince.

He is the CEO of Black Water

And

Zee Worldwid

And

Dyn Corp

And

Many other Securitty Agenciess

Before holding this position he

Joined Special Services Group

Of USA Army for 10.Years…

He is

1.Commando

2.Sharp Shooter

3.GPS Explosiv Device Expert

4.Directly Assisting “OBAMA”

For  War On Terror.

5.He Was Given The Task To Select

The Targets For Drone Attacks On

Behalf Of Pakistan Govt…!!

Story By!

Aftab Khatak

Daily Pakistan Peshawar

Respect Message

Short Text SMS

“Respect can’t be founde when u

Seek when u seek it for yoursellf,

But

When you give it to others,

You will see that it will find is

Way back to you”.

Lovely Times Of Life Will Not Returne

Best SMS

Lovely times of life will not returne

But the lovely relationship and the

Missinng memories of friend will

Stay in the heart forever.

PAKISTANI TEAM JOKE SMS

2011 Ka Sab Se Zabardast Mazak SMS

Pakistani team ko milne wali dhamkiyon

Ki waja se “ICC” ne Pakistan k baqia matches

“KARACHI”

K mehfoz elako main muntaqil kardiye.

Pakistan Vs Canada

(LIYARI)

Pakistan Vs NewZeland

(GOLI MAAR)

Pakistan Vs Zimbabay

(BALDIA TOWN)

Pakistan Vs Australia

(SHURAB GOATH)

Qtr Final

(BANARAS)

Semi Final

(MALIR)

Final…!!

(ORANGI TOWN)

Kati Pahari….!!!

WORLD CUP MATCH-2011

Dedicated Pakistan Team

Target 185 ka dekh k log samjhe

Ham har jayee ge….!!

Amin…..

Logo ko khedo ham target bhi team

Ko uski auqat ke mutabiq datay he.

Proud to be as Green Shirts…

Pakistan Team….!!

Only eyes speak truth

BEST SMS

Only eyes speak truth. Neither

Then mirror, nor the person who

Loves you can see pain your eyes,

Whereas every one else still believes

In your smile….!!

URDU SMS

Best Knowledge Urdu Information

1. Buzurg ney kuttay ko kaha:

Tu bohat Wafadar hain per tujh

Me 4 khamyan hain…!!!

1. To Dewar per Pesshab Karta hain.

2. To Fakeer per Bhonkta hain.

3. To Raat me Bhonkta hain.

4. To Subah ko Chup Rehta hain.

Kuttay ney Jawab Diya…!!!

1. Zameen per is liyee Pesshab nahi

Karta k kahin kohi banda yahan Sajda

Na Karday.

2. Fakeer pe is liyee Bhonkta hon k wo

“ALLAH” sy nahi Mangta hain.

3. Raat ko is liyee Bhonkta hon k Ghaflat

Me soney wale apnay Rab ko yaad karay.

4. Subah ko is liyee so Jata hoo k Namazi

Ko Takleef na ho……!!!